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everything is terrible. SUP.

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Sometimes I just need to listen to "...And Out Come The Wolves" as loud as fucking possible. Now is one of those times.

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@wsb333 @blink155pod Tomorrow afternoonish until Wednesday morning!

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Hey @wsb333! I’m in El Centro now and San Diego this week. Let me know all the best Blink things to do for the love of @blink155pod!

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@wsb333 @blink155pod Oh, I’ve seen the video! Be my tour guide!!

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Oh shit! @blink155pod is actually doing Dammit for the live show!!

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Is "It's been..." the Canadian equivalent to "Somebody..." ?! 🤔

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@samsthrlnd I'm trying to make it. IM TRYING.

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While walking to work this morning I almost spit my coffee out hearing @SeanSJordan sliding in "I have a Sriracha hat that I'm calling 'hat sauce'..." on #AllFantasyEverything, DEAD.

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@ashcarter @wsb333 @blink155pod RIGHT?!?

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gf: "if you were any rap personality who would you be? I'm pretty sure I know the answer..."
me: "you're thinking Redman, aren't you?"
gf: "YES!"

she right.

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it's one of these days where you're drinking beer out of a take-away coffee cup at work to make it through the afternoon.

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Do👏🏼not👏🏼play👏🏼devil’s👏🏼advocate👏🏼unless👏🏼you👏🏼have👏🏼passed👏🏼the👏🏼bar👏🏼and👏🏼are👏🏼currently👏🏼representing👏🏼Satan👏🏼in👏🏼a👏🏼court👏🏼of👏🏼law.👏🏼

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@vik1017 That's a fuckin great one!!

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A week into Veganuary and my only issue right now is how terribly Tofutti cream cheese spreads on bagels.

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"I had a dream that I was in a women's prison, of course, because I was a Louis CK apologist... and then I got torn a new on." - my gf's sister just now...

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Pro Tip: if you need to shovel snow on Xmas morning make sure you do it before you down a bottle of Prosecco's worth of mimosas.

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Almost 10am and I'm burping up Jameson and the taste of appetizers. I may or may not still be drunk while at work. #workxmaspartywasopenbar

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@delishfishtaco MY DUDE.

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heard a cough and then a liquid drop hit my phone... I can't help but think it's expectorate and I'm ready to lose it...

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Shoutout to MBMBaM and this beer filled travel mug for being the only things making public transit tolerable at the moment

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Trying to get my gf to fall in love with From Here to Infirmary but I think she can't cuz I'm (poorly) singing along to every word.