funnysnakes

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

DBacks script:
1. starter give up the lead right away
2. miraculous comeback
3. bullpen/defence implosion
IT'S EVERY NIGHT BRO

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Baseball God just hates us today I guess

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Arenado wants to hit a bomb 👀

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Dude, I swear I go way more excited about Vargas' 26 game hitting streak thank anything so far today

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

nononononono not the big Pfaadt Inning

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

ok, I gotta turn this one off

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

VARGAS 21 GAME HIT STREAK

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Ryan Thompson lost the mandate of heaven

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Awww, Vargy strike out... still could have a 3 Homer night tho 👀

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

NOLAAAAAAN

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

MY FUCKING DOG

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

We are all witnesses.

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Never disrespect Nolan Arenado like that again

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

this is actually ridiculous bro 😭😭😭

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

STOP STIP SORP SRIP STOP TOP STOP

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Merrill Kelly getting absolutely tossed around out here 😭

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

that was.

something ......

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

Jorge Homer les gooooo

[funnysnakes @dfunnybacks]

no...
ryne... my demon....
🥹

[MLB @MLB]

This is a leisurely stroll around the bases by Corbin Carroll's standards 😮‍💨

[Alex Weiner @alexjweiner]

Lourdes Gurriel Jr. said he took no days off during his rehab.

He also said he took plenty of at-bats this spring and feels prepared to return to the lineup.

[Jesse Friedman @JesseNFriedman]

2025 D-backs through 20 games:

12-8
5.8 runs scored per game
4.55 ERA

2026 D-backs through 20 games:

12-8
4.5 runs scored per game
3.81 ERA