ali 🫀

exaggerated swagger of a black teen

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

when i open ig and its somebody birthday

[p. @sixinchbeys]

huda particles still in the air

[G. @_Gdash]

I could never go on love island kissing 6 niggas in one night is od

[. @mrw1sconsin]

After your grandma dies your family becomes retarded.

[Big Momma @AHaitianMermaid]

Always on that phone w that man

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[Aiyana E’Von🌟🫦 @aiyanaevon]

@zionszzn @Chennylou And somebody always wanna go knowing dang well it wasn’t they turn yet 😭

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[twat ✭ @kaislay3r]

nigga said facetime me that pussy if its… cool

[nu @erasednigga]

happy cinco de mayo to all my mexicans who dont say nigga❤️

[cay @koralinadean]

aint got no change sorry brotha

[teoni @teoniw]

When a nigga think your tweets reflect who u are in real life 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ none of this internet shit real🤦🏾‍♀️ we got a nigga called tung tung tung sahur

[teoni @teoniw]

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

[A Thick Legend @IAmShannonAli]

I’m so sick of “eldest daughter” talk, like omg yall are 36. Go to therapy or standup to your fucking parents.