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I love living in the future.

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@MrBeast You should build Nerf mecha in a video. That's all

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

How do you know you’re right handed or left handed?

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I've solved inflation!

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@scalzi Thanks for helping me rediscover my love of sci-fi. A travel delay + wandering into a great bookstore + Old Man's War is all it took. I can only assume the OMW series is in development with one of the streaming services? It seems like a natural fit.

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How do puppies have just a few teeth until they grab your fingers?

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Watched both Home Alone movies last night for the hundredth time. I've always noticed how rich that family is but it wasn't until last night I realised that it was a plot necessity so that a) Harry remains obsessed with robbing the house, and 2) their home is large enough to work

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@netflix If we don't get a #TheCrownNetflix and #TheChristmasPrince crossover, you will ruin Christmas.

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@jimmykimmel Doesn't matter- he's just going to lie and say everyone was there, as well as his Canadian girlfriend.

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@scalzi Or maybe we don't need to consider Twitter a direct vent for our spleens?

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@arstechnica A mad man controlling the only pathway to the internet in space? What could go wrong? (Crap, I just discovered the plot to the next James Bond movie, didn't I?)

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@neilhimself I am NOT a published author, but if you try this at home, I would like to recommend that YOU actually should what happens next. Probably best that you've actually written it , as well.

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@insidetheboxjd @cwgabriel Yes, this. I never cared for GR until this version.

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While watching #TheQueensGambit I realize I would 1000% listen to a dramatic play by play of a chess match. Also acceptable- a dramatic reenactment as if the board were a battlefield. "Loyal Knight! To me, my faithful hand, and to victory!!"

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@elonmusk I got the same results from a series of pregnancy tests, and several midterms. You aint special

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So how do we make #vanlife closer to #Firefly? I mean, I dig our van, but it would be a lot more awesome if it was bigger and driving around Old West Outer Space.

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@DaveVescio In 2020? Humans.

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@jephjacques Or maybe it was checking Twitter right after waking?

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Ah, nothing better than power flickers that aren't bad enough to impact anything, but juuussst bad enough to be annoying.

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@ValaAfshar I will, but I think you're going to have to introduce us first.