David Gelt

Proud Mizzou Alum - Digital Marketer @ Performics - Baseball Nut

[David Gelt @dgelt1]

@YourBudTevin I’ve known you since you were 18 or 19 and have never seen you drink even off stream. I’m sure you’re fine

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@RotoTeddyG @JustinMasonFWFB @TGFBI @Fantrax I’m all signed up and my donation is in! Just waiting for the link!

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@LetItFlyTom

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@DAMson001 Did you forget about the pro bowl?

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I just got asked if I wanted to buy lemonade… they wanted $3. This inflation thing is getting real!

[David Gelt @dgelt1]

@peteholmes So maybe Buzz thinks he’s human, and real humans are giants, and is trying to not destroyed but knows he can’t outrun them or fly away fast enough

[David Gelt @dgelt1]

@DAMson001 @justin_baden @FDSportsbook When I put the bet down, the guy at the sports book counter legit looks up with me and says: “The Blues? They stink!”

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@WRBolen

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@WRBolen “Well they should, I own the place...”

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@EmilyBohne No

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@TylerIAm But like, can my grandma get it first?

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@LetItFlyTom They should bring out a jugs machine and everyone has to stand in the logo and it’s just a jump ball

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@JacobBelgum @BarstoolBigCat If you read what I said, he led with the crown of his helmet. It means his head was down and is how dudes get seriously hurt, and is literally why targeting is a rule

[David Gelt @dgelt1]

@BarstoolBigCat That was textbook targeting wasn’t it? He led with the crown of his helmet

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@trey_pena @arturodraws Couldn’t agree more

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@sporer I can’t tell which is my favorite (the worst) part, is it the “Daddy” hat, the justifying her actions by claiming the dad assaulted her after she attacked his child, the “enough” at the end of the interview, or the insistence that being 22 is an excuse for anything. Woof

[Edward McKinley @ByEdMcKinley]

Trump has an Andrew Jackson portrait in the Oval Office. They have much in common: strong men, populist, nationalist, outsiders.

A mob of Jackson supporters famously trashed the WH to start his term. Now a mob of Trump supporters trash the Capitol to finish his. History rhymes.

[David Gelt @dgelt1]

@RotoTeddyG What if Shaq and Kobe stayed together for the rest of Shaq’s career

[David Gelt @dgelt1]

@JohnnyLudlam @MDKarpman @Catalano72 @LobstaahBisque @RotoTeddyG I’m 100% sure I screamed “Am I wrong?” at least like once a week living there