derek

aspiring thief :)

[jade!! @GIRLINAWIG]

10. a child
https://t.co/68dN7Poy8R

[Queso @djbitchtits]

if scorpions wore tims would he wear like this or like this

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Straight savage https://t.co/QyAds9nGAW

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Are you free this weekend?

*gazes into distance*
*bald eagle screeches*

This is America. I'm always free.
Merica.
https://t.co/ep2Qe6gdMB

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

When you waitin for the life guard to give you the green light to go down the slide

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Rio Olympic village will offer 3 times the number of condoms than it did in London 🙈🙉🙊https://t.co/MVUm8j7rV4

[derek @dgimbel2]

@little_DUCHling @ccarnevale99 useful way to use your time i would say

[deray @deray]

Obama out. https://t.co/5uqzM7Oxu0

[NBC News @NBCNews]

John Boehner calls Ted Cruz 'Lucifer in the flesh' https://t.co/AHc0ZpOSfJ

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

I have been staring at this photo for the past 15 mins trying to figure out if Ted Cruz’s teeth are showing or not

[Queso @djbitchtits]

when u been takin xans for YEARS

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

What does @CameronNewton do in the offseason... play water polo with the national team https://t.co/LrlriNp9Fd

[derek @dgimbel2]

@anna_prendergas *derek