Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social)

Past: @Microsoft, #MSNMessenger, @HugoHouse. Present: Satirist. Brooklyn native. Husband, father, inventor of the #TypingIndicator. He/Him.

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

In case anyone cares, I’ll be curtailing my posting here, except for the occasional reply or repost. For everything else you can find me here: https://t.co/f1xLUkzbJV

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@camtait Nice try, but Ken Dryden attended Cornell, not Harvard.

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@sound_hockey #FloridaMan

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@PSETalk @threadreaderapp unroll

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@sound_hockey Any healthy scratches?

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@ask_aubry Lost me at, “My heart literally winces…”

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@PiperShawTV Can we transfer his three goals from Tuesday’s game?

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@bennydrawbars Will you match the Habs organist by playing Hava Nagila at the next #SeaKraken home game?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The window is closing for nations to reduce enough of the pollution that is heating the planet to avoid the most dangerous levels of climate change. Kamala Harris calls global warming an “existential threat.” Donald Trump dismisses it as a “scam.” https://t.co/NtMMJkn09J

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@sound_hockey I expect a more creative euphemism than “bad area.”

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@DougJBalloon Whether it’s Donald Trump talking about Arnold Palmer’s schlong in Pennsylvania or Kamala Harris talking about reproductive rights in Texas, both candidates have an inordinate fixation with genitalia.

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@MikeSouthon Looks like Amazon Prime, not Netflix

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@Real_Max_Miller “Welcome to the team, Vito!”

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@bethknobel Don’t feel bad. His father’s name was — no joke — Shirley.

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@Carnage4Life I tell people that the primary value of my investment advisors is not the investments they recommended, but the rookie mistakes they (repeatedly) prevented me from making.

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@EmeraldCityHky

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

When your Wikipedia page photo is every father’s nightmare of what their daughter’s much older boyfriend looks like

#DanQuinn

Source: https://t.co/3Koef6iPqi

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@SamMonsonNFL I don’t see what the big deal is. Hamlin was wide open.

[Danny Glasser (@dglasser.bsky.social) @dglasser]

@SamMonsonNFL Double MNF games = blowout insurance