Dharati Patel

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[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Holy shit he’s back

[RUSS @russdiemon]

blessed to be the first solo rapper to perform at the pyramids in Egypt 🇪🇬

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

Y’all really Be Wilding at Walmart that’s why they not open 24hrs no more 😭😭😭

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

RIP Hagrid 🖤

[your sbwl @zwotheramabale]

Why would I need to zoom that much? Am I a spy?

[Dharati Patel @dharati_patel]

@JonathanBravert Your heart isn’t ready for all dat Diesel

[El Que Prende La Dicoteca  @bigpapiiyogii]

this is why i don’t post my son no more

[trapmoneytenny @__tennessee]

“For you? Best price brother”

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first https://t.co/MmOqe2pMIu

[YAN$ @__ISB]

Why is this country going to shit as soon as we become adults 😭

[Lauren C. Taylor @elleceetee]

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

To us: Jay Z, the all time rap legend
To Blue Ivy: embarrassing dad

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.