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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“The Rams hosted Aaron Donald for a workout today”

[New York Post @nypost]

Construction worker survives falling through roof and landing crotch-first onto equipment https://t.co/mtmudBkVyB

[Global Watch Media @GlobalwatchM]

Viewer discretion is strongly advised. 💔💔💔
Just in: A young man has reportedly been found along a road in Aba abia state, brutally killed and dismembered.

The identities of those responsible are yet to be established. 😭😭😭😭

This is zoological Nigeria 🇳🇬 where you are not safe
A country that has over 250 million people and is being ruled by one person 🧍 isn’t that insane
You are all cowards to keep a drug lord in the seat 💺 thinking he will protect you all. Divide the country or keep dying with Tribalism https://t.co/T709X6IdDl

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Druski dropped a skit on how conservative women act 💀

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Chills. Lock in. #7. #nepats

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Honestly the media has been WAY too hard on J.J. McCarthy (Nine). He still has a TON of potential and has shown he has the IT factor.

The only QB’s I’m taking over him right now are:

- Matthew Stafford
- Drake Maye
- Dak Prescott
- Josh Allen
- Patrick Mahomes
- Justin Herbert
- Jordan Love
- Jared Goff
- Baker Mayfield
- Brock Purdy
- Sam Darnold
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bryce Young
- Caleb Williams
- Daniel Jones
- Jalen Hurts
- Jaxson Dart
- Joe Burrow
- Bo Nix
- Jacoby Brissett
- Kirk Cousins
- Marcus Mariota
- Lamar Jackson
- C.J. Stroud
- Cam Ward
- Tyler Shough
- Geno Smith
- Aaron Rodgers
- Tyrod Taylor
- Shedeur Sanders
- Max Brosmer
- Brandon Allen
- Kyle Allen
- Andy Dalton
- Joshua Dobbs
- Quinn Ewers
- Joe Flacco
- Dillon Gabriel
- Jimmy Garoppolo
- Tyler Huntley
- Josh Johnson
- Mac Jones
- Case Keenum
- Trey Lance
- Riley Leonard
- Drew Lock
- Tanner McKee
- Graham Mertz
- Davis Mills
- Jalen Milroe
- Joe Milton III
- Gardner Minshew
- Nick Mullens
- Aidan O'Connell
- Kenny Pickett
- Spencer Rattler
- Mason Rudolph
- Cooper Rush
- Kedon Slovis
- Easton Stick
- Jarrett Stidham
- Mitchell Trubisky
- Malik Willis
- Russell Wilson
- Zach Wilson
- Jameis Winston
- Tyson Bagent
- Connor Bazelak
- Stetson Bennett
- Teddy Bridgewater
- Jake Browning
- Jayden Daniels
- Tommy DeVito
- Justin Fields
- Sam Howell

That’s it. That’s the list.

[SM Highlights @SMHighlights1]

WHAT DID TOM BRADY JUST SAY?????

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Skattebo asking the important questions

[Wardogs Alerts @WardogsAlerts]

📄 What to KEEP & What to RECYCLE

One-page cheat-sheet by u/prodeed

Which scraps to keep for quests/upgrades and which you can safely recycle at a glance:

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Cam Skattebo's ankle is facing in the wrong direction. #Giants just can't have anything nice.

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

You tell the North End we’re on our way

[Slim @dharmarev]

So @TVext Trump won. We gonna get to see you perform at the inauguration?

[Slim @dharmarev]

@notpopbase @djl429 at least urs isn’t micro

[Slim @dharmarev]

@AlexisH38860451 @AnnCoulter she freaked out and couldn’t make a decision to cover the president and almost let him die

[🩸𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩 🧟‍♂️ @KryptKeeper21]

Trailer drops Wednesday, confirmed by SCREAMBOX. 🩸🎄

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Hawk Tuah? Yeah a meme was born today. https://t.co/t3CFgMb98K

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HILARIOUS STORY:

Peyton Manning once wanted to do a low-key offseason workout with Tom Brady so they had a bunch of teenagers as their receivers. They took away their phones and said…

“If you tell anybody Tom Brady and I are friends, we’ll kill all of you.”

💀💀💀

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Here is me doing a tornado siren again