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GenX, American born and raised, retired just in time to be early, survived microwave dinners and now thrive on travel (location varies) adventures! 😁😊😎🤣😆😂

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

This is how I survived for 10 years at Microsoft Windows. When my supply ran out. I came to my senses and retired🙊.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@Arkypatriot That is like asking which one is more Communist Natasha or Boris?

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@03MarineGrunt Yeah, these people are nuts. They are like squirrels trying to remember where they have hidden their nuts...Where, oh where did I hide those ballots?

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@BamaSaltyMarine Lolz! I remember that shit!

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@LilyWCracker @BamaSaltyMarine Haha! I'm 59 and if my old man said that to me I would be laughing and bragging to my friends! Don't mess with my old man! He'll mess you up good. See where I get it from🤠!

No offence ma'am, but it's a man thing😉.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@A10TheHog Haha! This is probably why they avoid pork 🤠!

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

Haha! Very true. When it comes right down to it, and I'm pressed beyond my not so very great patience I always find peace in the fact that deep down from the core of my being I do not give a sheep. Never have and never will. So why should whateverthefrack it is bother me anyways.🤠

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

Haha, I live in Phuket, Thailand and you're not wrong. Just make sure you check her ID. If she ever had balls, then the ID will say mister. No fuss, no muss, no exceptions.

Navy usually stops in Pattaya. I lived there for six months. It was fun seeing the navy youngsters come into the bar. Buy some drinks and tell some stories. (Also make sure they know the rule above).

I'll be getting back home after I finish travelling in South America for a few weeks. I miss the island, but I'm not in a big hurry to get back. It's good to be in the USA for a while🤠.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

Yeah, it sucks but credit card skimmers are everywhere.

The credit card company supposed to verify with you for large purchases like 3,000 bucks. But they didn't put a bunch of slackers.

The good news is, unless it's a legit purchase the credit card company will reverse the charges.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@RadioFreeTom Maybe the exercises in the Persian Gulf are a little bit more important right now. Priorities matter.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@MikePre15997138 @BringelsonE @Buckster1197193 @PeteHegseth @ImFiredUp2 So then you were one of those stupid m************ with piss poor planning that caused all this?

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@patrickairman @Buckster1197193 @PeteHegseth @ImFiredUp2 Actually, I do give a fuck about their back in the day. shit. What I don't give a fuck about is your whiny ass bullshit.

So kiss my ass, lick your lips, and eat a donut. 🫪

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@realFishchaser @Shapshftr That's a nice aircraft carrier 🤓😂.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@realFishchaser I heard they have an 84% reenlistment rate so I guess they're doing all right.

Fresh fruit and clean sheets are optional. They aren't staying in a luxury hotel.

Just being real 🤠.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@itsrosesm Barf!

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@Arkypatriot Caught my eye because I am in Texas visiting mom right now. That's a pretty sweet looking old sign. I guess it's weird, but I like old signs.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

It really depends on the context. For instance, if I go to a Taco Bell and order a large coke, they will respond with, "All we have is Pepsi, is that okay?"

However, if I say something like, "I feel sick from drinking too much coke." that means a generic cola drink.

English is funny that way 🤠.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@BamaSaltyMarine That's right. I'm still a youngster but I am already working on my balderdash spot 🤣.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

True and very true! Much due respect and thank you for your service. But may I add in also the American civilians in our hundreds of millions who stand behind you and feed you and clothe you and arm you and supply your ammo and of course pay you.

God forbid they ever get past you (they won't). But if they ever do, we will slaughter them like cattle.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@BamaSaltyMarine That sir is a generational difference between us. I'm not sure if you are a Boomer or one of the Greatest Generation (either way you are Aces in my book), but Gen X youngsters like me are capable of making multiple bad decisions near instantaneously 🤣🤣🤣.

[LatchKey Legend @dhavey1]

@TruckerDanUSA Amen! Jesus, thank you for Trucker Dan.