Dan Hecht

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@jonahlaz31 why’d you build a numb knob? #picoloapp

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@crystalbethhhhh Well when you say it all like this it definitely makes me the villain. I opened the call saying that you weren’t fat and that this boosted my confidence so even though you didn’t need it, it could be an added bonus... I know there’s no way I’m digging my way out of this hole

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht In fact I did get into med school today and I’m fucking ecstatic about it (and for the record, I don’t run @BlandHecht for anyone who’s confused)

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

PARASITE. WINS. BEST PICTURE. #OSCARS

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@crystalbethhhhh @hecht_sam I’m so proud

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@adamjjr94 @jaronchop @maxrothschild97 Big country $ y me ?

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht Now you’re just off the rails

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht Lies.

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht That’s land of the lakes white American cheese thank you very much

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht Facts

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht To be fair, they didn’t have cookies and cream

[Boo Boo the POTUS @mrtrumpisaclown]

Boo Boo got a little confused today and made a Fraudian slip! #ImpeachThePres

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht Incorrect: I’m on the M train and I’m sadly binge-watching nothing

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@skundudu You’re a role model for all of us

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht I DO NOT DRINK CLAWS

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht Under-seasoned*

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

THE VANDERBILT COMMODORES ARE THE 2019 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!

#CWS | @VandyBoys

[Dan Hecht @dhecht32]

@BlandHecht Jerrod doesn’t watch hockey. You’re constantly whiffing man get it together