Tarun Malviya

First become a human and then become a nationalist because no religion is greater than the religion of Humanity.
🇮🇳 Proud INDIAN 🇮🇳
Dheet By Nature

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Girls talk so much that they never actually finish a whole story.
They always start a new story within the story they're telling

😒😒😒

[ADG PI - INDIAN ARMY @adgpi]

#PahalgamTerrorAttack

Justice is Served.

Jai Hind!

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

@MPEBIndore @kapsdilse N3008019356
Hawa bangla
9993453967

5 baje se light nahi hai

[Madhu KR @madhukr]

Short term capital gain is now taxed at 20%
Long term capital gain is now taxed at 12.5%
Thank you @nsitharaman . You are best Finance minister ever in sucking blood of honest tax payers. #Budget2024

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

RCB in first 8 games: 1 win & 7 loses.

RCB in next 6 games: 6 wins & 0 lose.

RCB has written a great comeback story ever. 🤯

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

🇺🇸 : it's wrong my son, don't do it again

🇮🇳 : Bahut badhiyaa

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Wo sab thik hai, lekin sehwag commentry me khud ki batein krna kab band karega 🥴#AskStar

[Divyanshu Singh @PE_Divyanshu]

Indian team repeating same mistakes from last match why not DK at 7 if you are not giving Hooda even one over to bowl then you are ruining both Hooda's & DK's career as you're not giving them their specific roles and positions
#AsiaCup #DineshKarthik #Hooda #IndianCricketTeam

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

When your family finally starts talking about your Marriage...

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

@SandeepPorwal14 @KetikaSharma_ Acha.. bhabhi ji ko bataye.. Twitter me location mangi ja rh hai😂

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Hey bro! Happy Birthday

🇺🇸 US : Thankyou for your wishes

🇬🇧 UK : Thanks, gonna be a crazy year

🇮🇳 India: To yeh mera asli wala birthday nahi hai, school certificate k liye banaya tha papa ne 5th me

@jarvis_ka_bhai @Shivakanya24

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Nimbu to other vegitables: Beta ek zamana tha jab hum bhi gareeb hua karte the

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Kaash salary bhi petrol ki tarah hoti
Subha uthke pata chalta aree
Wahh yrr fir badh gayi..

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

When you eat panipuri with garam aalu chhole

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Son:Mom i'll be late tonight, please keep my dinner in the fridge
Mom:

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

Kinda stuck between "pet kam karna hai" and "is age me nahi khaynge to kab khaynge."

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

@MPEBIndore @mpczDiscom Thankyou for respond, contact details
9993453967
Zone : hawa bangla

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

@mpczDiscom no one here to hear my complaint against power cut, last 3 hours no electricity in my area, mpev person cut the light for no reason and no one here to action

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

@MPEBIndore

[Tarun Malviya @dheet_londa]

My salary vs My credit card bill
🙄🙄😐