Dan Hejde

Husband. Father. Warrior. Falcon Scout.

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

Happy Father's Day!💙🙏😌

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@ElonMuskAOC Probably

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@KFCApologist Raise your kids…don’t outsource to daycare/school system, they’ll never measure up to you and your wife. Drive an older car, eat rice all the time if that’s what it takes to keep one of you home.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho How many migrants has The Vatican allowed in? Lead by example if you think it’s important.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

🤡🌎

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

Everything just changed.

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This one feels relevant again, still so true.

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Like the rest of America, I quit caring about soccer when I was nine.

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@scrowder This year it’s Elon. Most influential for sure.

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@TheLaurenChen We simply told them about what some families tell their kids and we should respect how they decide to do it…we can play along and not spoil it while knowing the truth ourselves. That way we don’t get to raise our kids with lies looming between us, without spoiling others’ way.

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@megbasham This crap is horrendous. Thank goodness for Costco, for keeping real clothes on the shelves for the regular people.

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@AmandaLarreni Wait - are you suggesting a businessman can work wonders for the economy as president? I feel like there’s a great example of this in recent history…

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@BrainlessBabble @johnlcooper @TGC @desiringGod @julieroys “Have no space for people like me…” dude, sounds like you’ve had some rough experiences with Christians, and I guarantee you’re no alone! But we shouldn’t be following them anyways…He is king, not kj52, et al.

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Flooding in Carolina? 1000 year rains? From all that man-made global warming 1000 years ago.

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Robin Hood didn't steal from the rich. He stole from the government who was stealing from the poor. Then he gave it back to the earners.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Apple's Touchscreen Phone Prototype from 1983!

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Fine, I'll say it. The burrito bowl is the sweatpants of the burrito world. It's you giving up on the work of actually holding a burrito.

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@RELEVANTpodcast

I hope someone brings frosties for the cast like I did!

#NoMention (August 2007) #hiAdam #QOTW #augusttwentyfun

[Hope Young // TYH @theyounghopeful]

After listening to so much of the @RELEVANTpodcast, I honestly think I've gotten funnier!

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How is #montgomerygentry the opener? #cheyennefrontierdays #cfd