Dan Goolsby

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

We will NEVER forget that our government is run by pedophiles.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has waived 31 environmental laws to blast barriers and bulldoze roads in Big Bend National Park:

—Clean Air Act
—Endangered Species Act
—National Fish and Wildlife Act
—Safe Drinking Water Act
—Wilderness Act
—Federal Water Pollution Control Act
—Federal Land Policy and Management Act
—Eagle Protection Act
—Farmland Protection Policy Act
—Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act
—National Historic Preservation Act
—Energy Independence and Security Act
—Archaeological and Historic Preservation Act
—National Park Service General Authorities Act
—Archaeological Resources Protection Act
—National Trails System Act
—Solid Waste Disposal Act
—Comprehensive Environmental Response, Compensation, and Liability Act
—Migratory Bird Conservation Act
—Fish and Wildlife Coordination Act
—Historic Sites, Buildings, and Antiquities Act
—Federal Cave Resources Protection Act
—Migratory Bird Treaty Act
—National Environmental Policy Act
—National Park Service Organic Act
—Noise Control Act
—Paleontological Resources Protection Act
—Wild and Scenic Rivers Act
—Antiquities Act
—Wild Horse and Burro Act
—Administrative Procedure Act

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

As I was paying $8 for a pound of ground beef today, I thought to myself, “Thank god we spent millions of dollars so Donald Trump could take a nap at the NBA Finals”

[JustBreathe @stargazing90]

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare pensions and lifetime salaries

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

He shut down the largest city in the country to get booed and fall asleep.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

America is back fighting a war we already won because Iran shot down an Apache helicopter with a military we already destroyed, and it's all over nukes they never had and a strait that was wide open.

Is that about right?

[RB @rbisrb]

Question of the Day...

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Remember a few weeks ago when someone said that the right wing cared more about the environment than leftists

[Micky Jnr @MickyJnr__]

🚨🇨🇦 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:

Canada has confirmed that referee Omar Abdulkadir Artan, who was denied entry to the United States, is welcome to officiate matches in Vancouver. 😳

#AfricanFootball
#WorldCupwithMicky

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

On today’s episode of

Idiocracy-The Reality Show.

Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)

Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.

Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.

Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.

I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.

Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.

And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

Donald Trump didn't have time to go to his son's wedding, but he could ruin the NBA Finals experience for countless Knicks fans for a pricey, taxpayer-funded nap.

Vibe KILLER.

https://t.co/2QrYydubEq

[Acyn @Acyn]

Platner: Collins has become just as spineless and corrupt as the establishment she now serves. She got elected promising to protect roe versus wade, only to turn around and put on a justice, put a justice of supreme court who overturned it. She lied to us.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

WATCH: “Ummmm… Rep. John Rose’s wife was 14 when he first met her. He was 40.”

True.👇🏽(stay tuned for when we asked him about this)

Now the Republican is running for governor. 😬 Maybe he’s not the best “protect our children” messenger?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Lindsey Graham in 2015: “And you know how you make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to Hell."

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

That’s weird, we’re hitting a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be 100% destroyed

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Another black person is “low-IQ”.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Did he just have a full on conversation with the messaging app 😭

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Lindsey Graham, in his victory speech:

“I want to thank the big guy. God. Trump comes later. Mr. President, you’re not far behind God.”

This guy is the worst.