Doug Sutherland

Jazz, Utes, 49ers, Giants. Rugged Individualist. Frequent Cheese Violence committer.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@NeedsMoreInput are you being snarky? You think there's a bottleneck that makes international data centers for U.S. usage not work?

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

We're going to offshore all the data centers and then in 30 years some populist is going to get elected on the platform of bringing them back.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Developer abandons $10B Michigan data center project after residents reject the proposal, despite promises of $54 million in annual tax revenue & a $20 million community investment fund.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@NeedsMoreInput They can and are. Google is building one in Malaysia right now.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@ArtTakesNote What are we now?

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

The replies to this had me crazy laughing on the plane.

[ZiffyKat 🇺🇸🦅🙋‍♀️ @ZiffyKat]

@marklevinshow When I couldn't access my AOL account a month or so ago, I got help from @AOLSupportHelp after sending them a DM.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@AOLSupportHelp @ZiffyKat @marklevinshow [email protected]
Passoword is Password

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@3YearLetterman He used the M word!

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

I'm getting this 100%. My cat is going to hate it.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Ring unveils new patrol drone and robot to surveil homes and businesses by flying room to room.

The drone is able to fly back to its charging station on its own after patrolling around the home.

Here are some more details on the drone and robot:

- Patrol drone costs $250.

- Patrol rover costs $1000.

- The drone can fly for up to 8 minutes at a time.

- The drone has 148-degree peripheral vision and can quickly rotate 360 degrees to identify threats.

- Both require a subscription fee of $5 per month.

"For years, customers told us they wanted eyes in the places a fixed camera couldn’t reach, and peace of mind in the spots they’d never want one," said Ring founder Jamie Siminoff.

"The honest answer wasn’t more cameras; it meant reimagining what a security device could be. That kind of invention is hard, and it takes time."

"But we kept at it until we got it right and that’s Ring Robotics. It’s not just a new category of security; it’s the beginning of a future where proactive, autonomous protection is something every home and every business can have."

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

@marklevinshow They are calling this the most boomer post of all time.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@marklevinshow If you type 'email' into Webcrawler you can find a lot better email services.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@themattbexted They run these stereotypical dorks out to have hot sports takes on purpose.

[MattGoRedTeamGo! 🏈 🎷 🦣 @themattbexted]

It's impossible to take this puppet seriously looking like Mr Incredible's boss. Guaranteed he drives a huge truck with oversized wheels.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@stoolpresidente There is, literally, no crying about Whittingham. He's not even welcome in this state.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

Temu doesn't typically sell products that are much higher quality and win in head to head to comparisons with name brands. I'm confused.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Temu BYU should not be in the top 10, let alone #2

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

If the Jazz organization doesn't actively start making changes to change course it's a real 🖕to the fans.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

First time flying in and out of Dallas Love Field. It's an entirely southwest airport. Much nicer than flying into DFW.

[Paul Huntsman @pchuntsman]

Majerus did not attempt to burn the house down, and take another job to spite Utah. My father flew him out of Utah when it became clear his time at UofU was over.

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@DomHoffCooks It was actually a ton of meat. My picture didn't do it justice. 3 lbs

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

@etherframe0 @esotweetic Its 3 lbs of meat. Have you ever seen an infant?

[Doug Sutherland @dhsutherland]

I've completed my pilgrimage to mecca. 1 million out of 5 stars.