@iamgabesanchez I think they had a big sucker machine they sneaked across the border, and when everyone was looking the other way, they sucked all the oil out of our country. That sounds plausible doesn't it?
On the way home in the car, the radio screen was advertising a personal injury lawyer, "If you're hurt" while Pat Benetar was coinsidently singing, "Hit me with your best shot."