John Caleb Evans

stay salty my nuts

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@daxshepard1 Finally got to see chips with the wife last night. Laughed my butt off and I can't find it anywhere. Along with the remote.

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

Most importantly, thank you to our military members and veterans, who are out there and whom served so we can celebrate #HappyFourth

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

My wife likes dark humor, so I turned out all of the lights and told her a joke

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

Twitter kinda reminds me of high school. I say something I think is funny, and wait for approval that never comes.

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@kaitleapearl 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 deal with it, Twitte

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@kaitleapearl Hey. 😘😛 French kiss. 😏😏😂

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@kaitleapearl Twitter better watch out, we gonna get mushy gushy 😘😘😘😘

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

My wife! Isn't she the best??! God has blessed me, and she has been the best blessing ever. #wife #ilovemywife

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

RIP Chuck Berry #johnnybgoode

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

I've come to the realization that, besides my wife, no one really likes me. And I am perfectly fine with that reality.

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

Will do dances like a graceful sloth for gin and tonic

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

"Dude. Exlax is the best diet. Just in time for the Met. #6lbsdown" -Kim Kardashian 🙌🏻👏🏻

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

I wonder how fake I really am. Then I realize I'm posting this on Twitter. At 2 in the morning

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@zoe_elouise Wuzzat Fido?

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@MensHealthMag *Type 2 diabetes

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Science teachers in 2006 when they had to explain why Pluto got officially downgraded from “planet” status

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

WOAH WAT. NEW EPISODES. https://t.co/IBN804QywX

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

Currently recording new episodes of Cyberchase for @pbskids

[John Caleb Evans @diabeetusjohn]

@IvetteAramis @YouTube Me every time I tweet

[wint @dril]

yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "

[Sven Larson™ @SvenLarson01]

The most underrated curve ever. https://t.co/KeLEahR1VN