Guru Ustadh

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@baroswahjr That ODPP stamp😂😂
Are we together?

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@HaYoMiDe_ I thought of 0 and the result was -3🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

I have seen lots of app updates in my life but none has been worse than the @ManUtd official app.
I have stayed with it for many weeks trying to think of what to do with it because it totally does not serve me well as the previous version. It's a crap update TBH.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@LegacySiu WTF are people writing here?
It's Gundogan

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@Alph__Utd Do you mean our players get haircuts from the nutritionist?

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@only1webbie Antony Taylor

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@LegacySiu Mikel oyarzabal

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

So, it's easier to associate phonographic with pornography than phonetics??
Some Kenyans thinks there's a typo!! My Lawwd, I wonder..

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@Starlink The things @starlink has shown me for the past four days, I miss my previous ISP. WWhats happening with the Kenyan "space"?
Starlink better sort these things bwana.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

Joshua Zirkzee is really a professional. The way he celebrates with his teammates when they score, no media drama despite being a quality player on the bench. That level is genuinely elite. I hope he gets more minutes next season #manunited

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@Kenyans That is not random.
Security would've been all over the guy before even coming near the president. They didn't even flinch.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello there?
Here I am AGAIN.
You told me to DM you and it's been days without a reply to my DM.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello there?
Here I am AGAIN.
You told me to DM you and it's been days without a reply to my DM.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello there?
I sent the meter number via DM but you haven't got in touch.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@KenyaPower_Care Already sent via DM

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello there?
I see you've been replying to issues as late as 17 minutes ago.
Yangu imekaa hapo 5 hrs unanswered .

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello there?
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[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

@sk_bongomin93 😅😅😅
So most of the people commenting do not understand what is happening? even the person who posted it does not understand. The two are lovers and are in some sort of disagreement, the guy is preventing her from drowning herself. The creator of the post, shame on you.

[Guru Ustadh @diademjack]

I should follow all Arsenal fans on this app to laugh at their cries and lame excuses.
They thought champions league FINAL officiating would favour them like the premier league did?