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ummmm

[H✨ @hannaholaniyi_]

I don’t know how yet, but I’m going to get a new job before this month ends.

I have to actually.

[Marie @TheOcheMaria]

And when the job finally comes, may it not cost us our peace.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

"Fungua mahali ulichora diagram" is one statement that still terrifies me to this day.

[angel @angelshit]

To be fully alive is to love the world more than you fear it

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Paybill: 3033049
Acc No: You phone number

Mmecome through sana

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Next year is going to be olkalau but countrywide… sad scenes indeed

[lYtA @gikandiE_]

I hate performative niggas, wdym ati "sikunywangi pombe?"

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Egypt has been robbed!

[⋆⁺₊⋆L ⋆⁺₊⋆ @anothersadmoon]

🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️
🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️
🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️
🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️
🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️
🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️
🕯️ egypt will eliminate argentina 🕯️

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

There is is this wave of tiredness in the air kila mahali. Hata kuamka imekuwa balaa

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

These 4 hair creams are the OGs of hair growth!!

I saw black American babes on IG mixing all 4 to form one hair growth cream 😭😭😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I think y’all eat runny eggs and rare steak for attention😭

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

"Tunakuaminia mkuu" is a line used to cheer you as you fuck up shit

[⚖️Preston🇰🇪 @pr3stonK]

Wasichana ni warembo hii Nairobi demwit😭🤣

[David Nahinga Π 🇰🇪✊🏿 @dnahinga]

You have to constantly zoom out from the dysfunction in Kenya to maintain sanity.

There is someone constantly drilling a hole in the boat, and you can’t just sit there observing quietly.

You can go mad, bwana.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Instead of the government deploying psychologists to Utumishi to handle the anxious parents, they deployed cops to threaten and push around the distraught parents

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

Funny thing is that people dragged us for talking about Ruto’s relationship with France but just 2 weeks later here we are with Ruto risking our health for the US. Kenya is a vassal state for imperialist states, hope that’s indisputably clear now.

[ANNE ODIDA🇰🇪 @anne_odida]

Mark you, Kenya has never reported a confirmed case of Ebola. Ever.

[⚖️Preston🇰🇪 @pr3stonK]

Unaamka unaskia 10 young girls have died in a dorm fire. 💔Hii nchi ifungwe

[ANNE ODIDA🇰🇪 @anne_odida]

What do you mean students at Utumishi girls weren't able to open the dormitory door? Mnafunga dorm na nje? After what we saw at Endarasha and Moi Girls? Haiyaeh?