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[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

LaMelo Ball driving from Charlotte to Minnesota

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Does anyone else stay up too late despite needing to sleep because you don't want your free time to end?

[Zion @zionszzn]

Apple Watch: *Vibrates*

Me: “Thinking someone actually texted me”

Apple Watch: “BREATHE.”

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Corporate greed is Tim Cook, the billionaire Apple CEO, claiming that hiking prices on Apple products by over $200 is "unavoidable" after it made $112 billion in profits last year & spent $310 billion on stock buybacks.

These price hikes aren't unavoidable. They're unacceptable.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You can always tell which coworkers don’t have a life outside of work

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27pm today.”

FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.”

USPS: “What package?”

Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.”

Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.”

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

The whole city of charlotte’s car insurance monthly premiums just dropped

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people love singing the lyrics before the song starts so everyone knows they know the song. 😂

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I’m sorry but he definitely would’ve fooled my ass lol

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I really feel like crocs should be like $25.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

The way she didn’t even hesitate to trade me in is crazy 😭

[Aadan @JMurrayWrld]

When you tell NBA players you are not legally required to purchase mansions, cars and expensive jewelry

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit!

[★7 @TatianaSnead]

yall might be..

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear hiring managers,

stop using the “Remote” label to get people to apply for jobs only to later find out it’s actually a hybrid role. “Remote” means zero days in the office.

Sincerely, Everyone

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.