Mayleen 🐘🌸✨

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[horse @horsetwting]

barber done fucked my shit up

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[Softboy @softboywin]

months are passing by like weeks😭😭

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

back in the gym after a month of not going

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

This TMZ pivot might put them back on the map

‘If you see one of the 535 members of Congress on vacation during Easter Break’

“Take a picture and send it to us”

[tiago 🇧🇷 @ATTACHNUDES]

imma buy 2 seats so i can sit like this in the theater

[Maira @maira4yo]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

they got scared when delta took their little perks away and tmz told everyone to expose them on vacation

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

[DR. VON-YENNE BRYANT, Ph.D. @TheWindGodVonte]

I’m physically fckin sick of you, bitch.
@netflix

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

his makeup crew is genuinely insane 😭😭

[daz @MetamateDaz]

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

when you the last big momma with no kids standing

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day ☘️

[Z @70133x]

MICHAEL JACKSON MOVIE IN A MONTH!!!!!!!

[luna @lunarfq]

Please Lord.