tony hawk observer

i really do just be saying the first thing that pops in my head // literally just vibin // 🥌 // blm acab

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

always on the lookout for tony hawk

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

you think YOU had a rough move? i had to intervene in a domestic dispute during mine

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

yeah i get what jane fonda was about going to north vietnam during the war but if i was the vietcong i woulda been thinking “this bitch a spy”

[Jenny Boylan 🍯 @JennyBoylan]

Next stop: my 50th reunion at my all-boys high school.

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

had to explain to fifteen year old and his haggard mother (who’s skin has never seen a drop of moisturizer) how lines work

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

its truly amazing that so many people’s first day on earth is at the airport

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[Reenie ✨REALIVE✨ @ReenieOnIce]

Hey @iocmedia, we’re all waiting for the announcement that the US and Israel will be banned from the next Olympic Games and LA will be replaced as host city. The rules around the Olympic Truce period are very clear. It’s time to speak up and show actions have consequences.

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

the winter olympics are on now, i cant help but reminisce about my first curling national championship and my skip was sick so i had to take over, my skip was watching the line scores from the hospital and thought she was hallucinating because of how all over the place they were

[hailey @delayed3A]

i cant believe minionsgate is the first scandal breaking containment this olympics 😭😭😭

[🦐 Haixia Love Bot @harocats]

We need to make Tomas Minions go viral anyway by posting vids of it with captions like ‘this innovative, avant-garde skating program was BANNED by the Olympics. The skater was told it was forbidden mere days before the competition, but we won’t let it be forgotten.’

[Abby @Wakawarrior1]

I need everybody to spread this around until it causes enough controversy that universal has to let him skate to it

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

babies when their dad shaves their beard

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im so fuckin scared rn who is that

[doomer @uncledoomer]

glad thats settled now and doesnt raise any further questions

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

getchu a girl that puts bag balm on your perineum when you’ve strained it

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

everyone’s going through the same shit its just in a different toilet bowl

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

The ICE agent calling her a fucking bitch after shooting her and then denying her medical care sure seems like he wanted to murder her.

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

Queen shit

[໊ @meishato]

the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information i’ve retained about them just from listening

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

I was 15 minutes early

[tony hawk observer @dianab1ack]

one time i got my finger caught in a snap trap for rats