“With cigarettes, my wife and I made a deal: we only smoke after sex. I’ve had the same pack since 1975. What worries me is my wife… she’s up to three packs a day.”
The late, great Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show.
@CoachDawson_UM next time you play for a natty don't be scared to use some trick plays with Mali or a pass back to the QB like the Patriots do or how Ohio st did vs Indiana in the b1g championship game.
@Gatorboi06 Every other tweet from u is about Miami God that's funny. Ur fan base is so cute it has so much passion only for ur o line to be cheeks and looking at a 500 season. It's ok because u can toot for any team that beats Miami. U seem to be a smu Louisville and Indiana fan last year
@GatorDrew352@Djax813@mark_scott_04 U got a sweet pretzel at the mall. God ur a fagget lol. Ad ur team fucking sucks dick. No matter what you'll always remain a fag