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ecology prioritization, energy conservation, bikes, birds, social justice, religions, and arthropods. Sometimes my opinions. He/his, woke af. Many gods.

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@edmundbillings @PatrickHeizer I had caffeine today. Im on vacation. What are you saying?

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@edmundbillings @PatrickHeizer "People do caffeine and work" ok people do weed/cocaine/alcohol and work all the time its just frowned upon because it makes your work worse.

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@edmundbillings @PatrickHeizer It's weakness on your part to let your work define what is and what isn't an enjoyable, recreational drug

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@FaytuksNetwork get us some images of smoked f35s or this is just war porn

[dart @poordart]

BREAKING: F35 fighter jets intercept Iranian missiles

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The humanities are thriving

[RAY @4xCaliban]

Being an Ogre like Fetterman and losing to “Nobody” is kind of a modern retelling of the Odyssey if you think about it.

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True if big

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: For the first time since the start of the war, Iran’s IRGC announces the complete destruction of 3 F-35 fighter jets and significant damage to 3 others at the Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, through multiple ballistic missiles targeting the deployment ramp and maintenance hangar this morning, per Tasnim. Iran had not previously announced the destruction of an F-35.

The IRGC adds several US officers and maintenance personnel were also killed at the base.

The strike comes in response to a US strike on 2 residential homes on Qeshm Island earlier this morning, killing a father, mother, and their 2-year-old child, and injuring 2 other children.

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@EastBayChris Oh no he died????

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A lot of you aren't using YouTube to watch old wkuk sketches and it shows
https://t.co/4vJNTtOfX3

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

“We could make these if we wanted to, it’s just not profitable” “We can win the war at any time, we just haven’t taken the gloves off yet” so many Americans live in a fantasy land where the US is still capable of anything besides debt trading and throwing poor people in jail

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@PatrickHeizer A fish doesnt understand how humans view swimming as a recreational activity, but once you unlock my perspective, america's relationship with addiction becomes even more transparent. Howard Schultz ran for president of America based on his success as a mid-quality drug dealer!

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@PatrickHeizer Caffeine, the poor man's cocaine

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@PatrickHeizer Thats a lack of imagination from most consumers and not an inherent limitation of the drug! Ill have even more thoughts after I chase my two morning espressos with a red bull, but I will keep them to myself

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This is why im never mad when people come through the exit door im wheeling a stroller out. Mta steals from the people all the time, the people steal from mta all the time, who am I to judge.

[Spectrum News NY1 @NY1]

Some transit riders are claiming that their OMNY cards aren't becoming unlimited after 12 rides, as promised, with others complaining that they're having to pay again for subway to bus transfers, which are supposed to be free.

Read more: https://t.co/b4w2e5UBBv

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

Herculean deflection attempts here by right wingers to make the west’s failures about immigrants and minorities instead of their state capacity being completely hollowed out by parasitic capitalists and devotion to fighting Israel’s wars

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I have received what I am told is a rolex that has never been seen by anyone. I paid full price, unfortunately without consulting Kevin. It's in my family's extensive vaults. But kevin has probably seen nicer watches. I'll just show it to his rival, Lucesi.

[Umar @umar_xbt]

Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.

“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”

“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”

“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”

“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”

“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”

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@nypost Youre gonna need to pick the bottom of the barrel out of your fingernails after this ond

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@JMcCulty @Saul_Sadka You've got a mind like a bear trap (unable to hold more than one thought at a time)