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Writer, researcher, and most importantly father of twin girls. Here for advice, tips, and comic relief in parenting. ig: diaryofatwindad

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

As an educator and dad, I love this. I love that dads are out taking the initiatives and not putting all kids’ care on moms. I love his approach. We don’t have to stress

Covid closing your kid’s school? One parent’s plan for Daddy School - MarketWatch https://t.co/APCzIs20dv

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Our twins are each dealing with social distancing and isolation in their own ways. #COVIDー19 #Quarantine #twindad

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Potty trained one twin - she learned she got a treat if she went potty

other twin realized she could get treats if she waited until her twin distracted us & climbed up to get her own treats. No potty, no problem.

What are your tips/challenges potty training twins? #twindad

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

NEW VIDEO: Telling The Truth - Lt. Col. Vindman upheld his oath. @realDonaldTrump has not.

#CountryOverParty

@gtconway3d @reedgalen @NHJennifer @madrid_mike @TheRickWilson @jwgop @RonSteslow @SteveSchmidtSES

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Sad as a Christian, pissed as a parent. How evangelicals still support him is beyond me. I’m sure bullying and name calling wasn’t one of Jesus’ habits. #DumpTrump

Trump's language is being used by kids to bully their classmates https://t.co/WxAAa67gSZ

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Twin mom has been really big about savoring and enjoying out twins’ “lasts.” Last bottle, last swaddle, etc.

We are about to start potty training our twins in two weeks, so I feel it’s responsible to let her do all these last diaper changes too. #twindad #pottytraining #girldad

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Just put toddler twins to bed, looking forward to a restful night & twin mom came down stairs.

“So-and-so’s twin toddler out of nowhere had a sudden temp spike due to flu. He wasn’t showing any signs. Had a seizure. stopped breathing”

Guess I won’t be sleeping tonight now..

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Having twin toddlers in day care has become a game of “guess what type of infection your kids brought home this week!”
#earinfection #pinkeye #viralinfection #kidsAreGross #MrGerm #buyMoreHandSanitizer #DisinfectThisHouse

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

@twindadjoe Ours are monsters.

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Christmas Day was great. A success. Lots of love, laughter, and fun. Then bedtime came...

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

My two year old just randomly ran up to me in the kitchen, hugged my leg and said “I love you daddy’”
I’m not crying, you’re crying #TwinMyHeart #twindad

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

It’s bad enough I already have one kitchen to clean, now I have a second toddler kitchen to clean every night. #Dadism #twindad

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

{TV turns on}
Me: who turned on the TV
Toddler B: Sissy did
Me: why are you holding the remote then
Toddler B: {throws remote at Toddler A}
Toddler B: sissy has remote
#twintrouble #underthebus

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

On their first birthday, we had them nicely dressed and perfect bibs for a bday lunch. 2nd birthday - wal Mart shirt and napkin bibs.

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

Current 2 year old mood: mad because squirrels aren’t eating rocks on the playground. #terribletwos

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The look you get when you didn’t upgrade for the heated-seats package on the cozy-coop #toddlers

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

I tooted after dinner and Toddler B told me I needed to go take a sponge bath. 😓😂😂😂

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

@twindadjoe @adadintheburbs I love the diaper bag. We probably don’t need it, but as a twindad, I still use it as a man-bag when I take them out to store my stuff. 😂😂😂

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

@twindadjoe Diapers. Wipes. Puffs. Two snack cups. Disposable table covers (in case we do a random restaurant on a whim). Advil (for adults just in case). Emergency pony tail holders. And some old chewing gum.

[Dad @diaryofatwindad]

@branowar Awesome!!!!