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[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Leopards.

Face.

[dibsmjf💙 @dibsmjf]

@iamaneggnow @jayforeman Hahaha nicely done! 😂

[I am an egg now @iamaneggnow]

@jayforeman Try Bono from U2

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Voters were wrong to support Trump. People will tell you this isn't a helpful thing to say. But our role right now isn't to be helpful. It is to be truthful https://t.co/NLsBY2u1m8

[Amy Nickell-Turner @AmyNicks_]

Swap ‘biggest tax rises in three decades’ for ‘biggest investment in public services in three decades’. Sounds way better, doesn’t it?

[Ahmed @ahmedIfc]

Knowing that man has to watch the club he spent his whole life building crumble in front of his eyes during his final years, with nothing he can do about it, brings me immeasurable joy.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

First they came for Esther McVey
So I held open the door and said: “That’s her, over there”.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The King's Guard guides his horse closer to a special tourist
https://t.co/FbEiwxmaTb

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

Put simply: If you engage in violent protests, you will face the full force of the law.

[MPACUK @MPACUK]

Pakistani Uncle saves the Police officers from a beat down, knocks out zionist fascist alliance thug with a Spock Vulcan nerve pinch.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Can you now see why Coutts felt Nigel Farage was too toxic as a customer and declined to continue his account?

That their CEO was forced to resign after his grandstanding was and is an absolute disgrace.

That bank saw him for exactly who he is.

#FarageDoesNotSpeakForMe

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Civil War is trending, but I'm pretty certain 95% of people are already sick of these Thugs smashing up our town centres.

Like if you are sick of them.
RT if you are REALLY sick of them.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Here is a load of patriots robbing Lush, don't retweet it wouldn't want them to get in trouble.

[. @jdpoc]

Twitter, let's find this piece of sh!t and put him in jail for 10 years.

Deleted his account ... but a moment too late.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Oh my god. Oh my god. He didn’t even recognise her. A former Prime Minister of his country. A very recent one.

The commentary at the end too! Greatest clip yet.

I am on the floor. I am not sure I will recover.

😂 😂 😂 https://t.co/76D1Kq6YjI

[Barney Davis @BarneyDavisMET]

Spare a thought for Tony Hill who has been working at break neck speed in blazing hot sun to rebuild the Southport mosque wall before the far right can return.
He said: “And if we have to build it again afterwards we will do just that.”

[MoneySavingExpert @MoneySavingExp]

Reminder: Self employed? Your payments on account are due on Wednesday 31 July.

New to being self-employed, or know someone that is? See Martin Lewis' warning to avoid financial havoc ⬇️

https://t.co/1z6pzHxoVh