ladle 2 the grave

bow to your soup king // @SoupFest614

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

I’m gonna put on my my my my my pants and shoes

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

The kid from Newsies seeing all the tweets about that politician who k*!!3d himself yesterday.

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@SenatorMeow That’s Neil Armstrongburg (Wapak)

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

first work day of 2024 so naturally I started 1.5 hours late so everyone knows new year, same me

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@jennlackofheit I’m 90% sure at this point I could just ask my parents for anything in their house and they’d be like “yeah”

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@LakeEffectBro Degenerates United secret meeting location revealed. We gotta find a new spot now.

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

Everyone talking about the stuff they didn’t have on their bingo cards for 2023 … I don’t think that’s how bingo works?

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@ScholzY_M you look like a cop

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

Everyone in Ohio who voted Yes can have one inside cig as a treat.

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@GovanJones Shrek?

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@SenatorMeow Which uncontested race should I write in “senator Meow?”

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

It’s the time of year when I leave my jacket in the car and the next morning I say “shit” then grab a different jacket and slowly accumulate all my jackets in the car.

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

Skinamarinky dinky-dink
Skinamarinky Doo
Ba-ba-dook

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@seanw_m I have seen these irl and they hid the first GFCI outlet in the basement then ran these fancy boys after in series. All good until homeowner trips one and can’t find the fault point.

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@HumbleMumble Good Trauma isn’t on the Columbus date.

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

first: mewithoutyou
last: Beyonce
best: future islands
worst: glass animals
most surprising: purity ring
seen the most: local natives
next: nude party? anyone going?

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@Dub__A Love Lake Super Eeyore

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

There seems to be inconsistency in Grimace’s size over the years. How big is Grimace?

[ladle 2 the grave @dibsonjake]

@michlschwrtz Is that not allowed? I have done more U turns than I could count in this city.