The one and only

Lego loving Arsenal fan; IT support for mother, Network administrator to her, Views are usually not my own 🙄

[The one and only @dicedan_]

@JamesBlunt Can you annouce your supporting Oasis; that way I may have a chance of a ticket.

[The one and only @dicedan_]

@asteroidsalad Just the dog running made me laugh. Now only if the film had a good plot it could have been great.

[The one and only @dicedan_]

@asteroidsalad Shit, that is real?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

The unnamed suspect is actually from Wales you dog whistling tit. These EDL far-right thugs are exploiting the deaths of children to push an anti-immigration narrative based on false info circulating online. They do not represent British people. In fact they're racist cunts.

[Smoove & Turrell @SmooveTurrell]

Priti Patel spends £669 on cup cakes then has the cheek to to charge us £2000 for a dietitian! Just stop eating loads of cakes Priti 🥴

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

Just been to local temple to offer prayers for victims of Southport attack which includes young children’s
Please pray with us
@kapoorkhushi31 @JournoJones05 @KOBCOB2 @LozzaFox @originalMarWren @daveatherton

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

These are the most horrifying 30 seconds I’ve ever seen in my life.

Vote Kamala Harris.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Ken Allen, the orangutan from San Diego Zoo, escaped his enclosure 3 times in the 1980s.

His apparent goals were visiting other animals, throwing rocks at a despised orangutan rival, and taking photos with tourists. He never acted aggressively towards anyone during his escapes.

[Frimpon @Frimpon]

Mbappe went up to the ref and said that boy ain’t 16 🤣

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

>barges in
>sings a solo
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

A patriotic #TBT 🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🇺🇸

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Here's a remarkable stat:

There are more people in the Commons who were in Gordon Brown's last cabinet (2010) than were in Boris Johnson's cabinet when he resigned (2022).

Five vs three.

[Peter Kidd 💙 @doofydafus]

My wife was today years old when she discovered that @RosieisaHolt isn’t a real MP. Which either goes to show (a) what a great caricature she is or (b) how utterly ghastly the real Tory MPs are. You decide.

[Tom @_tf27]

Had the worst 5 days at glasto with him staying next to our tent, so I know her pain

[Thor Benson @thor_benson]

Quite a headline from @ElieNYC
https://t.co/OhoADb9KOr

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

2024 Election Specials. 4. The Conservatives
https://t.co/Vn3h09RaXi

[The one and only @dicedan_]

RT @80s_Kidz: 🤯

[The one and only @dicedan_]

@jonocard It's a strange one, I have never been a fan, would happily skip them. I don't think Chris Martin has great vocals or know what any of his songs mean. But somehow I know the lyrics to all their songs and they put on a fantastic show.

[The one and only @dicedan_]

@KaeKurd I can see the circle further out. Well 2. The ones near the front need to get involved more. But I'm here for it, happily would listen to more.