bobby

Queer, atheist, feminist, pug dad, ISTJ, Kentuckian, socialist, coffee addict. @eku and @seattleu alum. He/him/his.

[bobby @diciembres]

@Delta absolute bullshit that I’m in zone 6 and have to check my bag. This is why I prefer @AmericanAir. Never flying Delta again.

[bobby @diciembres]

Still thinking about this

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Spoilers ahead! ⚠️

The bottom two from this week's stand-up comedy maxi challenge took over the main stage in a lip sync to "Boss B*tch" by @DojaCat! 😍 What'd you think? 👇 #DragRace

[bobby @diciembres]

@NickEdwardEvans Erie, for sure. If you bundle with renters or home owners it’s an even better deal.

[bobby @diciembres]

I am super stoked because I found a personal trainer who is queer + body positive + not a drill sergeant about exercise, and my first session is tomorrow. Definitely not going to be a gym gay but hopefully I’ll learn to not hate exercise so much.

[salina @bambinasalina]

his coochie burning that’s why they be so angry y’all know they got chlamydia and nobody healing them in the wild just everyday burn

[bobby @diciembres]

@spencerbarrett Do you need to charge your phone or use my shower? I got lucky and didn’t lose power. Happy to help ❤️❤️❤️

[bobby @diciembres]

@patrickomooney My street is the only one in my neighborhood with electricity. Weird to look outside and see a bunch of pitch black.

[bobby @diciembres]

@bobzuercher 👎🏻

[bobby @diciembres]

@NotoriusTofurr Anything more than four hours and I tap out. It’s not so much the pain as it is me being bored and uncomfortable from sitting so long.

[bobby @diciembres]

@wonderboygenius Speak for yourself. I want to be a hater.

[bobby @diciembres]

Five drinks to know me
- Black coffee
- Diet Coke
- Strawberry Bubly
- Room temperature water
- Sugar free Red Bull

[deep tissue misogyny @wonderboygenius]

five drinks to know me
- strawberry banana body armor
- kiwi strawberry vitamin water
- still liquid death in a can
- gin and tonic
- black coffee

[bobby @diciembres]

@droojayyyyy 😬😬😬

[bobby @diciembres]

@bobzuercher 👎🏻

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

200 episodes of drag race and I still can’t forget this.

[bobby @diciembres]

@sayzarrr Dad

[argentini @miaculocchi]

@queenofuniverse @BarbieJazell @paramountplus She will always be MOTHER for this

[bobby @diciembres]

@droojayyyyy It’s definitely a recent trend in skincare to go for that dewy look. I have majorly oily skin naturally, so my goal is to look hydrated but still matte.

[bobby @diciembres]

@titusisanenigma

[bobby @diciembres]

Bureaucracy

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

What word is your spelling nemesis?

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