I-42

If you're a liar, why don't you make like rain and get the hail out of here. ^w^ [they/them]

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l8rw8r Oh, you know. ^w~

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

You run into the weirdest broads on the internet. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l8rw8r Depends on your point of view. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l8rw8r Then you might be one yourself. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l8rw8r You know, a bird. A babe. A dame. A doll. Just a regular old goose. Your average palooka. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@P1110011 I'll be sure to write it down so I can forget about it as soon as possible. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@P1110011 What the fuck does that mean, bub. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@P1110011 You woke up on the wrong side of the bed today or something? ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@P1110011 You might wanna start looking into how to get that done then, bub. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@P1110011 You just really into handcuffs or something, pal? ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@Her_v1 @felinecloudca9 Trial transpired last night, so you’re only late by, oh, seven hours. You’ll have to be taken in for monitoring for your tardiness. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@Her_v1 @felinecloudca9 @l6pdoggo_7 You can be the J class. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l6pdoggo_7 @felinecloudca9 Aw, no, now you made it sappy. Hang on while I go gag. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l6pdoggo_7 @felinecloudca9 Repairs, shmepairs. Put some glad wrap over it and call it a new window. Problem solved. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@felinecloudca9 @l6pdoggo_7 ONLY if I get to film it. ^w^

This is gonna be one for the books. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@felinecloudca9 @l6pdoggo_7 Look at it this way, kid. 'Least your ol' gramma I-42 will never leave you.*

*Circumstances pending. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@l6pdoggo_7 @felinecloudca9 Not my fault your stick in the mud got inserted up your rear end. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@felinecloudca9 @l6pdoggo_7 Accusations flying. The courtroom heating up. I give the kid a look of disbelief. How could ne betray me like this, I ask myself. It's then that I realise. Ne was the true killer all along. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@felinecloudca9 Yeah, 'cause I looked it up. I'm not a total old codger, yannow. ^w^

[I-42 @dick_hardb42led]

@felinecloudca9 What's with you kids and expecting us oldies to know every obscure reference you make? No respect, I swear. ^w^