@ALL3YGATOR@l8rw8r@l6pdoggo_7 It's just 'cause that's my job! I'm making babies all the time anyway, I would have thought you'd like that. It's not like I don't still go out, unlike someone I could mention. (Dad.) =3
@l8rw8r@l6pdoggo_7 Did he ever bite you too? Father says I used to climb all over him with my little claws and chew on people until I was old enough to understand that it hurt people. =3
@dick_hardb42led@l6pdoggo_7 Oh boy, oh boy, does that mean I finally get to ride my unicorn into your office while shooting a hole through your wall? =3
@l6pdoggo_7@dick_hardb42led At least Dad will never leave me.* =3
*Unless I look weak, somehow find a way to stop him from being so horrible, trip on a pavement rock, sneeze too hard, or just generally fuck up in any way. =3