dP

Avid golfer

[dP @dick_picnic]

“enter me. greased lightning” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“Give me as much as you can and I’ll keep on swallowing.” #backoftheboard #welcome

[dP @dick_picnic]

“Apparently with kangaroo testicles, its really hard until you crack the nut.” #whatthefuck

[dP @dick_picnic]

“And when you’re not around, he’s getting machine learned.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“I don’t do pajamas. I wear a helmet.” #quoteofthemoment #Livak

[dP @dick_picnic]

“He got so excited, he forgot to pull it out.” #backoftheboard #welcomeaboard #anonymouscaller

[dP @dick_picnic]

Bad news everyone. Panera finally broke Mike. The glasses don’t fool anyone. #hidingout #manofthecloth

[dP @dick_picnic]

“I’d rather suck faster than suck slower.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“I just need a little...like, a couple of inches, and then I am all right.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“That was my downfall, it was just too small and I lost it.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“I have to tell you, I’m touching it right now.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“You know I really appreciate the grooming.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“Good thing we don’t have any Randy’s (Portuguese pronunciation) on this team.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“We’re gonna see if we can make it big...I didn’t want to let it go, but...” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“Kind of the same thing...would you suck it off somewhere?” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“He’s been workin though...he’s been smokin me all week.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“I would think that two big pythons would feed you for awhile.” #backoftheboard

[dP @dick_picnic]

“Don’t bring the camel in the tent.” #Bhalla #quoteofthemoment