Dick Poundstone

Two off the first tee is a fundamental human right

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@Jason @bucees Austin transplant has a couple mid burgers and decides to make the dumbest statement in recent history. Patrick Terry has more local goodwill than you, the mayor, or any other Austin influencers

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@jalenpolobrown @DraftExpress @kbohls @TSA

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@CorneliaLake @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE and @KVanValkenburg !!!

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@CPowers14 @AlexMyers3 Paging @TheRealPJClark for the soundbite

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Unbelievable sequence from Bryson DeChambeau on his 3D printed 5 iron after a 4 over 76 today at the Masters.

Reporter: “are you satisfied with the 5?”

Bryson: “yeah, I mean, I only hit it once today, so…”

Reporter: “how long does it take to make one?”

Bryson: “prints in eight hours. Machines, they’re three or four hours. Then you have to cut grooves in it and do a bunch of other stuff. So you can have something within a day and a half.

Reporter: “would that be something you would want to do for the weekend?”

Bryson: “PFFTTTT 🥴🥴, no? It has to be USGA-conforming. There’s a whole process you have to go through.”

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@Sir_NickFaldo Ask Officer Watkins who’s the shortest player he remembers playing in the tournament

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@McFranchisee P Terrys is the reason In n Out hasn’t taken off in the Austin area

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@dieworkwear Relevant and applicable to @TronCarterNLU’s views on Peter Miller.

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@RossDellenger At least 3 collars @BunkiePerkins

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@BunkiePerkins Mr. Chambliss, the Great Man

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@Bad_Bad_Golf @ianmcinally1 @Top100Rick Rick needs to stop digging himself deeper into his hole on this one. He’s really pushing this

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@wokekenzie

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@MidwestGolfJake @DevaultBrad Midwest Golf Jake, please don’t stoop to the level of aggregating-fake-drama-for-likes-and-follows a la Rick Golfs. It’s fairly clear his beef is with the PGA not setting up the course, never the ground crew. I’m fine with him taking shots at the PGA

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@KayceSmith

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@GolfDigest Save you the click and ad bombardment:
1. Augusta
32. VidantaWorld

Wtf is this @golfdigest just retweet his tweet from him with this info

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@mgeorge5 @kmbaert

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@PhilMickelson @MikeUmbro Phil won’t this be good for $SOC though?

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@PhilMickelson Do you have a financial interest in saving the birds

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@NoLayingUp Emergency meyers briggs tests at lunch @ngschuNLU

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@BrendanPorath https://t.co/P3uqaTisR6