Richard Bayliss

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@kryptonitelock I have just received 2 replacement keys as I lost one, however they do not work. They look almost identical and twist half way but not 180 degrees. Any idea what I can do? Inv 0300814

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@Tesco Thanks! I only actually wanted 3 tins, but thought I’d take advantage of the offer- will see if I need anything else.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@Tesco fairly useless offer here Tesco

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK can anyone tell me why the 2330 Lbg to Horsham has ground to a halt?

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

I take it all back. I’m actually on a train that doesn’t exist. It’s empty, because no one knows about it, but it’s going to Chichester.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK not enough snow to build a snowman, but enough to cancel most of your ‘service’. Thanks for being useless

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@NRE_Southern Just hopped on a different train to Gatwick. Should be ok to just catch the LBG train to Horsham. Oh, hang on it's CANCELLED!

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@NRE_Southern Oh look. The 2302 is now delayed too. Great job everyone.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@NRE_Southern 2232 to Victoria to Horsham. 8 carriages. Delayed. Platform change 4 carriages. No room for me. Thanks Southern.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@NRE_Southern so the train service of doom is up to its usual appalling service. Why can't you deal with it when there's a problem?

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK So not actually on the London Victoria route then. Thanks.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK Where's that then?

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK why can't I get home to Horsham from London? What's today's excuse for cancelling all the trains?

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@ASLEFunion stop press. Aslef members set to lose too much money. Reschedule strikes to affect more members of public.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK the fault actually lies with Southern for not sorting this out. Please don't patronise me.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK only one trains will get me to work on time. It's the 1st train from Horsham. You've cancelled it.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK rather than whining to the courts, perhaps you could actually sort it out properly and take some responsibility for this.

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK no strikes today. You wouldn't know it though

[Richard Bayliss @dickanova]

@SouthernRailUK unbelievably useless