Enzo

Football, food and friends are my passion - maybe a little magic too.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@SZ_Royde Can't park there mate

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@adamjkucharski @skytv @virginmedia did you same to my father in law who has dementia. They are absolute scum. Literally robbing the sick.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@policy_uk @MayorofLondon @BTP @ukhomeoffice @RobertJenrick Look at that wimp on the left!

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@johnmcdonnellMP I'd love to lose 13% of my bodyweight before Christmas. Lucky cow!

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@JasonManford @tonyblackburn Jason was perfect casting.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@Matt_Pinner Grenfell 2.0

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@ProperSalford @tony_croydon @sophielouisecc @DWPgovuk This gentleman @propersalford is well enough to work but pretends not to be. Please would you investigate as a priority. Thank you.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@tony_croydon @ProperSalford @sophielouisecc Tony has given you the tools you need to get back into work. In the time it's taken you to write your vile responses you could have looked for data entry jobs on the internet.

You're not properly ill. You just don't want to work. Grow a spine man.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

Who do think the better swordsman is, Vernon or Paddy? #childreninneed

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@RMTunion Time to step up and earn your member fees. Your members need stab vests and CQB training. Under the current administration they are all at risk. I pray for their safety 🙏

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@ShabanaMahmood This reminds me of, "shut your mouth for the sake of diversity".

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@benonwine Did @ibizafinalboss steal his haircut or was it the other way round? That's the real crime here.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@dthroat @Jas_Athwal @Iromg bringing this to your attention. You have been accused of being a paedophile by @dthroat

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@dthroat @Jas_Athwal it's an arrestable hate crime to call someone a peadophile on social media Derek. Please apologise and delete the tweet or I will report you.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@tony_croydon @waitrose @WhichUK WTF!!!

[Croydon _Tony 💙 @tony_croydon]

@waitrose how have Wagon Wheels gone from £1.35 to £1.60 in less than a month?! @WhichUK

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@TfL Thanks PS. Hopefully they will take it down.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@TfL which arsehole put this sign up at Norwood Junction? I just got off the train thinking it was Croydon!? I have mobility problems. This is a major accessibility issue. Take it down you clowns.

@BBCNews @itvnews @thetimes

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@SouthernRailUK @networkrail @RMTunion @BBCNews @thetimes Thanks Scottie. Might have guessed it would be one of Khan's clowns! Apologies for tagging your company in the first post.

[Enzo @dickarelli]

@SouthernRailUK @networkrail @RMTunion which arsehole put this sign up at Norwood Junction? I just got off the train thinking it was Croydon!? Major accessibility issue. Take it down clowns.

@BBCNews @thetimes