Captain Darling

I’m just here for the schadenfreudez 🌊

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

“Use my words.”
“This is about principle.”
“The people deserve to be heard.”
“A referendum”

If you can’t be trusted, you will be held accountable.

@LindseyGrahamSC
@tedcruz
@senatemajldr
@CoryGardner
@ChuckGrassley
@SenThomTillis
@SenMikeLee
@JohnCornyn
@sendavidperdue

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

In their own words

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@ForgiveYet @POTUS May I ask what the fuck you and your husband do (or anticipated doing) to accumulate 1/3 of a million dollars in student loan debt?

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@Angry_Staffer Why? 🥲

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@KaylaChowShow Come in through the back door, it’s a surprise.

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@Acyn Oppositism is real

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@patriottakes @evilcarlos People often wonder how someone that looks like trump gets idolized. Here is your answer.

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@MetroUK Who the fuck is going to name their baby Calypso?

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@BrookeSassman These are just as bad, if not worse.

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@justinbaragona The only difference being this is the one and only vaccine that’s ever been politicized. Thanks for your service and goodbye.

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@NicfromO

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@cpoliticditto Spiral, Borgen or The Bridge

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@LizzieBLove I’m still floored by this.

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@ecto_fun @finalgirlnic Was going to post same 👀

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@RonFilipkowski He has $55M stockpiled and still won’t get re-elected.

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@saveusfromGOP Surely you’re a fan?

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@Angry_Staffer @jerzey11011 Unfollow

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@PaulLeeTeeks Trumptraine is a helluva drug

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

So Texas is trying on “Grab ‘em by the p*ssy” as their new slogan.

What’s next for Florida? “Don’t let the blood come out of her eyes, blood coming out of her - wherever”

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@MeliMels99

[Captain Darling @dickfibber]

@chrislhayes Evil does not equal suicidal.