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[Alex Fleming-Brown @aflemingbrown]

Can Andy Burnham get into Downing Street? Not without the help of a policeman it would seem...
I was digging through BBC's archives and found this gem from 2007

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

STARMER'S LIST OF SHAME:

He's about to resign but don't feel sorry for him... just read this.

(in no particular order)
Ignoring Rhianna's mum (her daughter stabbed 20+ times by invader)
King's speech containing policies *nobody voted for*
£200K a month on foreign trips (45 in 22 months/never here)
Biggest electoral wipeout in history
Factories closing due to Net Zero insanity
Bizarrely, bringing previous Labour failures back (Brown/Harman)
Attempted to cancel local elections (knew they would be hammered)
*Bringing previous Labour failures back (Brown/Harman)*
£1bn “reset with EU” when they sell us £100bn more than we sell them
Whipped MPs to become accomplices in his cover-up
£660m to French to do nothing
Undisclosed Palantir meeting with Mandelson
Constantly fibbing to the house
Shoplifting free-for-all (Greggs hiding sandwiches)
Buying votes lifting 2-child benefit cap (90% Muslim)
Freezing pensioners as they don't vote Labour
Employers NI hike/con trick
Letting 438 prisoners out by error
Lied about Durham party (COVID)
McSweeney's convenient mobile phone theft
Flippant "To us, he's just Peter" comment
Ricky Jones cleared after incitement
Imprisoned a mother for a tweet
Sue Gray debacle
Lord Alli buying his wife's clothes
Appointing Hermer/Powell without security clearance
Private schools closing due to VAT attack
Rayner tax fiddling probe
COVID broadcast from Lord Alli's flat (weird)
Most expensive electricity in world
Killing babies/abortion law
Damage USA relationship/idiotic ban on use of bases
Assisted suicide (pensioners don’t vote Labour)
100,000 extra in state schools from independents
Reeves blubbing in commons
Frightening Open AI £34bn investment off
Cabinet £22k Taylor Swift tickets
Reeves rental breach
Labour together - smearing journalists
Donors fast-tracked to jobs
Nick Brown see no evil hear no evil
Labour MP cavorting with TWO sub captains
Reynolds, the fake solicitor
Louise "fingers" Haigh, the mobile thief
Halting North Sea oil licenses (£17bn lost)
Dan Norris, rape charges
Killing off hospitality/pubs
Shovelling £billions to Ukraine (not in NATO)
Secret republican/anti-monarchist
Halting Chagossian food supplies (boats he will stop)
Lammy taxi-ride lies/leaving trash
£22bn "black hole" lie
Tulip Siddiq on run from Interpol
Mystery £750K donor
Andrew Gwynne, "pensioner die" rant
Cut frigates order from 13 to 8
Homeless minister evicting tenants
Needed a court to tell him what a woman is
Reeves lying on CV
Mike Amesbury punching voters
Benefits exceeding income tax (£330bn)
Killing farmers with IHT
300,000 more unemployed
Caplin, Grindr abuse of minor
CCP spy embassy
Chagos scam/treason (Mandelson?)
IRGC not proscribed
Treating pension costs as defence %
Southport 'far-right' disgraceful comments
Recognising Palestine terrorist state
67,000 channel invaders
Muslim two-tier justice
Removing jury trials
Lawfare on NI veterans (for free!)
No navy in middle east
Faking military spending/dragging feet
Strange Czech work camp as young man
Very odd firebombing male models
Nobbling CCP spy case
Islamophobia law
Degraded Gibraltar sovereignty to EU
Removing "HM" from Govt comms
Economy flatlining
Exports crashing
Commie breakfast clubs (buying votes)
Highest tax % ever
£120bn fiscal deficit even after raising taxes
Highest gilts costs of any G7
£500m for pointless Erasmus
Given away fishing rights again to French
Watering down MP responsibilities
Ignored antisemites marching each week
Left scene after cyclist collision (drunk/lie about tailor?)
Voice coach during COVID (breaching mixing rules)
Island of Strangers speech that he denied all knowledge off
Strange un-minuted meetings with Bill Gates/Blackrock
"I'd rather be in Davos, than Westminster" (true colours)

@UKLabour #Starmergeddon

[Rohit @ai_rohitt]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING AN HOUR OF NETFLIX TONIGHT.

This 1 hour Stanford lecture by Joel Peterson will teach you more about negotiation and getting what you want than most people learn in years.

Bookmark it and give it an hour, no matter what.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

When the Defence Secretary quits because he thinks the Prime Minister is making the country less safe, how can Starmer possibly survive?
His govt is collapsing before our eyes. He should resign.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Under the Labour government, UK debt has grown faster than every nation in the world, except Botswana

[@GBNEWS]

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

This is glorious. Robert Kenyon, Reform's candidate for Makerfield, effortlessly and politely exposed the Green candidates utter stupidity on BBCQT.

She attacked him for DARING to suggest that immigration has an impact on housing, but then she obviously has to admit it does. 😂

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

DISGRACE: Foreign men with multiple wives are milking British taxpayers for EXTRA cash on every wife AND Starmer’s Labour just INCREASED it! 🤬

Katie Lam has exposed the scandal: each additional wife gets an extra £119.50 a week in pension allowance. Now this government is hiking it by nearly 5% to £125+.

Hard-working Brits are grafting like c*nts, paying taxes through the nose, just so we can subsidise polygamous marriages that are ILLEGAL in Britain!

This is a total betrayal. Polygamy has been banned here since 1604. We should NOT be making special allowances for imported cultural practices and handing out our money like sweets.

Ban it NOW. No more extra wives, no more extra benefits. Stop this sh*t immediately!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

Reform 40%. Restore 7%. Burnham 43%. The Sunday Times poll for Survation at Makerfield shows the split right will bring in our most Lefty Prime Minister ever.
Grateful if Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe would put down their swords and pick up the phone.

[Robert Sturt @robertsturt]

@RachelReevesMP @RupertLowe10 @Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer @bbclaurak Rachel Reeves, I planned carefully for retirement.

A North Norfolk holiday-let barn was meant to provide income, pay tax, employ cleaners, use local trades and support a holiday letting business.

On an example £1,000 booking, after the £180 commission, £150 cleaning and laundry costs, £50 electricity, £40 water and £40 council tax, only £540 remains before maintenance and repairs. After 25% corporation tax, that falls to £405. If the remaining income is then taxed at 40%, the owner is left with just £243 from the original £1,000 booking.

Remember, this is before allowing for any maintenance, repairs, insurance or mortgage costs. And the electrical PAT testing last year was needed. Now that company will receive no further income.

It is becoming impossible for a small Limited company to earn money.

How coffee shops, pubs, guesthouses and other small businesses survive with staff, rent, tax, regulation, insurance and rising costs is beyond me.

Make small enterprise pointless and people stop doing it.

Then government gets no tax.
Cleaners get no work.
Agents get no commission.
Local trades lose jobs.

That is not growth.

[Tom Gallagher NEW book Portugal & Western Turmoil @cultfree54]

'My spiky encounter with Burnham during a day on the stump with Reform's plumber'. Daily Mail 21 May.
Christian Calgie, chief political reporter of the Daily Mail, made a possibly important discovery: Andy Burnham isn't very good at dealing with the unexpected and also has a a short fuse.
Plotting his return to Westminster, Manchester's mayor ought to have been more laid back when Reform's campaign team stopped at a cafe, not knowing Burnham was inside.
The Labour man scuttled off not before directing intemperate remarks at Calgie who seemed mystified to find a very insecure 'King of the North' who seemed to think he was being set up by the reporter.
Whoever is chosen to be Andy's stress counsellor, if he ever reaches Downing St, deserves all the luck in the world.

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

He lives in London, has three wives who live in three different flats and receives benefits thanks to British taxpayers. This is madness.

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

16,000 households get more than £60,000-a-year in benefits.

It's got to stop.

Reform is the party of workers, not welfare.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘It was a remarkable barrage of blandness and a cacophony of cliches!’

Presenting coach Graham Davis slams Keir Starmer’s ‘reset’ speech and predicts how long the PM will remain in Number 10.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Sir Trevor Phillips proving once again that he’s one of the most balanced and fair minded commentators around. He has the courage to call out his own side:

“Frankly if you want people to vote for you, I don't think that the best way is to start by telling them that the guys they've just voted for are stupid and racist… And then we wonder why they hate us.”

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🚨 Andrew Neil just delivered a savage verdict on Keir Starmer.

“There’s rarely a situation so bad that it can’t be made worse with a speech by Keir Starmer. No wonder he’s the most unpopular Prime Minister in modern history.”

A veteran broadcaster calling it like it is.

Labour’s collapse continues.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🚨 Former Sun Political Editor Trevor Kavanagh just delivered a brutal verdict.

“There is a smell of DEATH around Downing Street.”

He says Keir Starmer has to go and warned that crowning Ed Miliband would trigger a general election.

Even veteran insiders know Labour is finished.

[Jack Durkin @JackDurkss]

Ethan Ampadu is easily the best player I’ve ever seen wear the armband for Leeds United, he is fucking unbelievable

#LUFC

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Gordon Brown is back in government.

I gave the man who sold the gold both barrels 17 years ago.

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Don’t let them eat cake!

Just when you thought you’d heard it all from Labour, this happened…

Labour run Bassetlaw District Council, which covers part of my constituency, is imposing a tax on people selling homemade cakes or fresh eggs from boxes at their front gates.

They’ve set this absurd tax at an astonishing £1,007. Yes, you read that correctly, everyone who has the audacity to try to make a few quid from a bit of home baking, or offers boxes of fresh eggs, usually with an honesty box, has to pay Labour a stonking great fee for the privilege.

As most people don’t even make £1,007 a year for doing this, presumably this is designed to end this harmless and in fact very endearing practice altogether.

Honesty boxes, eggs, cakes, biscuits, sold at a farm gate or the end of the driveway in a rural village.. what could be more quintessentially English. Well, not under Labour. These people govern us as if they hate our country.

To make the whole thing more absurd, the fine for failing to pay the £1,007 had been set at £1,000. So you would be better off not paying at all and get fined…

I’ve written to Bassetlaw District Council to protest. Bassetlaw’s common sense Reform UK councillors are committed to reversing this idiocy if they take control of the council next year. Another reason to boot out Labour and back Reform UK.

Has there ever been a more incompetent and out of touch group of people running our country than this Labour government and their town hall toadies?