dickjames

Professional Cornhole Player

[dickjames @dickjames1776]

Getting high and watching the real boys of Simi Valley last night was definitely the move

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Didn’t know how diverse wisco was until I went to club tennis tryouts

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Braxton berrios is the coldest white boy since Wisconsin Frank Kaminsky

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I stg college is scripted

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Gotta throw a party for my day ones

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Rush events on Sunday at 11am should be illegal

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Shower Beers are it

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Anyone who wears an I love hot moms shirt is annoying af

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2 for 2 in court this week

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@jimmyparlay Fitzmagic?

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They wrote me off, I didn’t write back tho

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If you tuck in a t-shirt I don’t fuck with u

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I’m pushin p

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Just got elected mayor of Madison

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Pink shirts attract chicks

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100 open seats in the lecture hall and the emo chick decides to sit next to me. SMH

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Imagine if you could double roster in frats.

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The connections you make in college are insane.

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@slimbryce She’s washed up

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Great day to have a day