Dick johnson

avid drinker and women’s sports fan | I love to suck titties in my free time | the clitoris is a government conspiracy | I do not have a wnba gambling addiction

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Started my first ever full time job Monday and holy shit was I a chud before

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Got to drunk and blacked out after a fundraiser golf tournament does that play?

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Woke up pissed excellence went back to sleep #lank #expand #chud

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@CJ_Enjoyer I love her eyes

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@phoggotallen Fran, this may be the best shot attempt of the year #whiteboysstayhot

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@RealTerrorTom She can do whatever she wants to me

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Attention burnerverse anyone got a good parlay for dick here

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@phoggotallen Let’s make it happen @NBA @Big12Conference @OfficialNBARefs

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My solution to the thunder flopping problem is to have the refs from the Houston @ Iowa state game this year ref a game. Thoughts @phoggotallen

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@RJordan25pc Russell, if worst comes to worst you may just have to blackout and call her 10
Good luck, dick

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@_Lavar_Baller_ #shrink

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@eddywiggins52 Hey Edward, dick here honestly I think the play is to blackout at the bars and continue the bender all day for Memorial Day. Best, dick

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@bryan_mich7 How do I grow my burner brand I’m brand new around here

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@Randyweaver35 2 pumps max

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@phoggotallen Guess it’s time for a 1v1

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@phoggotallen Hey Fran dick here kinda new to the burner verse but man I love to drink #expand

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So how do I officially enter twitter burnerverse??? #expand #shrink #nuke #lank #wanghaf

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Honestly tired of seeing so many @turek4iowa ads on YouTube definitely not voting for his ass anymore