Dick Midnyte

fan of this and that

[Øyvind Stensby @oyvindstensby]

#fifaworldcup2026

[steve @bagshaw2112]

#darts was the first sport to introduce #hydrationbreaks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Bosnia walks into this match thinking it’s 50/50.

But they forgot to carry the USA, divide by FREEDOM, multiply by AMERICA, and subtract all their confidence.

The numbers don’t lie… and they spell DISASTER for Bosnia.

🇺🇸 HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! 🇺🇸

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Started watching Cape Fear but had to turn it off because it reminded me too much of something that happened to my friend Bart

[Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸 @BarnabyHistory]

🇺🇸 Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. He wanted us to answer with “Ahoy-hoy!”

Thomas Edison said “Hello!” instead. Hello won.

But, Bell kept saying Ahoy-hoy anyway for the rest of his life.

Meanwhile, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons has been repping Ahoy-hoy this whole time. 😂

[Nattie @NatbyNature]

London… I’m ready! 🇬🇧❤️
Can’t wait to meet you at my book signing this afternoon at Forbidden Planet!

I’ve got something very special (and custom made 👀) for everyone in attendance. I love my UK fans so much and I wanted to make sure you know how grateful I am for you all, today and always.

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

Before gravity bongs, it took 8 clerics to hotbox the church

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

So I says, "Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end."

[Veronica ₍^. .^₎⟆ ⋆꙳•❅ @calendarcoven]

rip to a legend, thanks for giving us one of the best directed scenes in any sitcom with the innkeepers in frasier <3

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This iconic duo meme just got upgraded. 😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when the news smacked so fucking hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

“And then they dumped hydrogen peroxide in it and the paint came off!”

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Trump is desperately trying to get this picture removed from social media!

You know what to do! 🤣🤣🤣

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When pitchers had this mentality

[Alex Bolton @UWBolt]

Legendary local mascots worthy of celebration this #NationalMascotDay! @Rainier_Beer @IvarsClam #WA #Seattle

[Stu Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 @StuBennett]

I left a piece of my soul in Dallas. Bloody superb, England. 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻

(PS, my voice may not be working correctly this Friday on SmackDown 🤷🏻‍♂️)

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[Majority Democrats @MajorityDems]

Reflecting Pool 2: The Secret of the Ooze