Dickmitch

Overthinks the small stuff. Overshares the big stuff.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I asked if they could fit me in for a quick colouring but they told me they had No Time To Dye

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

@ATRightMovies

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

@Two_Tents Lovely stuff 👌

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

Sainsbury's must have a tenner on France today

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

"We are at the beginning of a new era"

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

Roses are red
Women are from Venus...

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

Think I got a little carried away with this deepfake app 😬

[Sam @sam_bambs]

Tim Henman gained his tennis ability after being bitten by a radioactive hen.

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

@zer0mike Happy Birthday Mike !🎈🤡

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don’t know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t’s started hurting.

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

Not saying I took that Scotland loss badly, but I've worked out that in another 23 years I'll be retired. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👴

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

No car? No problem. Well played David 😁👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[david little @_davidlittle_]

To mark Scotland qualifying for the first major tournament in my lifetime, I decided to visit a street for each of the 26 named Scotland #EURO2020 squad members. Several stupidly long walks, runs, cycles and bus/train journeys later, I finally completed my mission.

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

My plasterer appears to have created The Pink Panther today. Might have to leave that as is👌

[Police Squad! @policeincolor]

- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Imagine if dogs found out they’re actually full of bones.

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

@zer0mike Love this style Mike! 👌

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

@snsgroup I loved Ryan Stevenson in Die Hard 2

[Dickmitch @dickmitch]

@CuriousUkTelly