Ian Marshall

Your comments on my homegrown humour are appreciated.

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Cari-bee-an queen #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutBees

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Let it bee #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutBees

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The Sting #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutBees

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Hive got you babe #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutBees

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The cat will get it's own series -24 hours in Purr-lice custody #24hoursinpolicecustody

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@noreward_norisk Sounds like a battered bank account for those prices!

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Mike Yarwood left a great impression for so many people.

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Raiders of the lost quark #KitchensInFilmsOrSongs

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Under pressure cooker #KitchensInFilmsOrSongs

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How green was my galley #KitchensInFilmsOrSongs

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Daniel Craig has announced he won't be doing another Bond film and will be opening a Hair Salon called Licence to Curl. #JamesBond

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@flightradar24 Is this for real? It looks like an animation.

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@ChessInRussia Once more unto the minge, dear friends, once more.

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@dickmitch It's Tu for the price of one 😁

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I offered to treat my wife to some botox for Christmas but she hated the idea. I told her it's the taut that counts. #christmas

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@CommonsSpeaker A group of protestors were arrested today after entering The House of Commons and demanding that The Speaker be removed. They were carrying banners saying, 'Just stop Hoyle'

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A group of protestors were arrested today after entering The House of Commons and demanding that The Speaker be removed. They were carrying banners saying, 'Just stop Hoyle' #JustStopOil #lindsayhoyle #ClimateAction

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@Geokypan I knew you'd come back with a corker. 👌👏👏

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@Geokypan Would that be a Jean Pool? 😁

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@BBCNews Some people are offended and some are not. Sounds like mixed emulsions to me.