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polly out of pocket

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the cost of living is actually more than my life is worth

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monster high really should have been part of my childhood

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@elliotdakid I'm still having trouble with mine

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@sugarmaddy_ made it to episode 2

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@elliotdakid yeah he wanted us to hold his hand while he made it I guess idk

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the little bitch at my bar who complained the was no simple syrup recipe in the book finally quit today.

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"I'd rather be his whore than your wife" slapped so hard

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can an employer require you wear a bra

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@elliotdakid yes! she just showed up! acting like nothing ever happened

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we are watching homeward bound tonight and ordering delivery

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@jxke5000 why did I watch the entire movie at my former nail techs studio

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the way I almost lost my phone in a neighbors backyard while trespassing looking for my cat....

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@bigdnips1 @binchcity Right, I only see my best friend once every week or two so... and that's literally my best friend lmao

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@exist2post at the cost of your own mental sanity and physical body yeah sure

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p for papas

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@EscoRedux @_spinkit get over sex trafficking and sexual abuse?? really???

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if you fart in yoga class in front of me... I ain't hear nothing

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"three" lmfao

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women weren't even allowed to have a credit card in their own name until 1974 so it's actually super empowering of me to have three maxed out credit cards

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The way I keep crawling back to my toxic bar job on my hands and knees is just like wow... I really need to get out of this industry honestly

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@heinousberg yep

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just got fired because they asked me to be a floor manager and I tried to manage the place.