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[Dick @dickredcorvette]

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[Dick @dickredcorvette]

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[Dick @dickredcorvette]

@Bud_Tump69 I'd tapped that first.

[Dick @dickredcorvette]

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[Dick @dickredcorvette]

What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get 😏 👉🏻👌🏻

[Bud @Bud_Tump69]

I need pussy right this fucking minute

[Dick @dickredcorvette]

I have a big announcement to say.

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I guess I won my own bet, so who wants to ride with me in my Corvette?

[Bud @Bud_Tump69]

this host hates us and wants us all to leave

[Dick @dickredcorvette]

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@videostark darn

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@MPG_SURVIVOR

[Dick @dickredcorvette]

I am willing to bet my Corvette for the Super Bowl. I predict Broncos will win.

[Dick @dickredcorvette]

Here is a picture of when I was young with my older sister and my adopted brother #familygoals

[Dick @dickredcorvette]

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[Dick @dickredcorvette]

@videostark marry me?

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