dick urkel

dick urk3l

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

Watching king of the hill rn and cracking a beer when Hank does for full immersion

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

The world is my oyster and I have no idea how to shuck oysters

[',:) @TheAlpacaQueen]

malcolm in the middles from memory as kitties

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

life is so much sweeter when you realize you can burn whatever you want

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

white parents be like “I have to wait till my daughter’s at softball practice to smoke weed”

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

@hbomax why is the iron giant not on hbo max literally what is the point anymore

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

mormon dad finds box of condoms in sons room and makes him use every one right there to teach him a lesson

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

every white boy has at least one ween song they don’t play about

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

With all of my concerts canceled, it’s a fair statement to say I’m a victim of cancel culture!

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

there is an alternate universe where succession is exactly the same up until the part logan roy dies and then it turns into a weekend at bernie’s style show where each episode the kids puppet his body with sunglasses on to appear alive and maintain secret control of the company.

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

wiping till I bleed as a form of self harm

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

Wednesday, December 27th, 2023, 12:53pm:
shaved my balls for the first time

[Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella]

I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

idk man kinda crazy to me that who is spelled like that

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

pabst blue rivbon got me wanting to pucnh a founding father

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

just accidentally squirted a capri sun into my eye and it hurt as much as looking into the actual sun

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

why don’t we eat horses

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

asking for a friend.

[dick urkel @dickurk3l]

has ai started being able to make hentai yet