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[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

Even though I'm posting this to get a 20% off coupon, I cant avoid saying it's freaking cool: https://t.co/EEk9Zcrfuz

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

@currys Bought a TV for £1k yesterday with stated 5 year guarantee, but receipt and docs all state 12 months. Website clearly shows 5 years, quoted it in store too. You tell me to contact @SamsungUK , they tell me to contact you. What gives?

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@gridcustomersuk 3rd power outage in a week in BS25 Sandford now. What’s the expected resolution time please?

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@meghaverma_art Htf do you equal emotion to sexuality?

Crawl back under whatever rock it is you climbed out from please.

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

That feeling when you start your day with a fresh jar of @smuckers Goober Grape :D

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

What a joke @loveholidays call service. Took money from my account for a cancelled holiday, don’t want to give it back and then cut you off because they can’t wait more than 5 minutes after you had to wait 3 hours to type to some poor underpaid agent. #NeverAgain

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

@BritishGasHelp why are your lines only open mon-fri 9-5? I can never contact you then as I can’t sit in a queue for 2 hours at work. You want me to pay for an incorrect bill, so please contact me to rectify.

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@theTRUESPEED Why don’t you concentrate on being able to serve the customers where you’ve built? Ordered 26/10 and still no connection. I can see the termination point on the pole 10 meters away!

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You know you’re getting old when bank errors cause incontinence.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Email from my bank which is you look closely contains a small error which has made me laugh very much out loud.

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@BBCBristol So why didn’t you include the link to buy tickets? #clickbait

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@HomeTalk_DIY Are your writers 5? Worst narrative ever.

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@itsSaulGoodman I’ll give a full like for the fried chicken coupon

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@RealDeniseWelch People have power. If I saw this, I’d be inclined to use reasonable force to stop the criminal damage and detain the individuals until the police arrived. That’s every UK citizens right, but most don’t know it or are too scared to use it.

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

@BootsHelp So get agency staff in. You’re making profit from NHS funding. Make less and provide the service your contracted to provide - or surrender your contract. You choose. Don’t you see you’re part of the problem?

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

Crazy customer service in Worle @BootsUK! Came to collect prescription that was sent electronically last night. Had to queue once so you’d print and make it up. Now I’ve got queue again, with only one person serving. Why would I come back?

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@rickygervais That’s me after a Butlin’s big weekender 😫

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@crosstalksol Molotov cocktail 🍸

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#POCALAIS @UKBorder Had to sit and wait for over two hours to get through our own nations border control. Why? Get your act together.

[Dick @DickyTheFirst]

@IronicBadger Sadly not. My parents had a ‘chalet’ there. I’ve since been back as an adult and done the long boat thing - much fun!