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twitter?! i hardly know her!

[Dick @DickyV33]

instead of texting and driving i tinder and drive so if i get in an accident i’ll die how i lived, trying to score babes

[Nate @GlitchBurgh]

Baseball players will wear cum jerseys but not a rainbow patch.

[Dick @DickyV33]

Boos at the bar when they showed RFK Jr. America is healing

[Dick @DickyV33]

Literally can’t seem to give away this extra Cubs ticket I have what the hell is going on

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Oh you're going to chicago? I have to recommend eating at the restaurants there, they serve food and beverages

[Dick @DickyV33]

Back to back Wrigley Field concerts this week. Let’s have a summer - money is fake

[Dick @DickyV33]

This sucks so much damn

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

In the US, spending on data center construction now exceeds spending on public transportation infrastructure — including airports, marine terminals, and all mass transit.

[Dick @DickyV33]

Walk around Wicker Park on a Sunday and you’ll see people in line for stores you didn’t even know existed

[Dick @DickyV33]

This first date shit is easy - last night I just had her explain the summer house reunion drama to me

[Dick @DickyV33]

But also what if it does help

[Dick @DickyV33]

Do I think liking girl’s Instagram stories actually helps? No. Will I stop liking girls Instagram stories? Also No.

[Dick @DickyV33]

This summer I’ve decided to pronounce “patio” like “ratio” and I will think it’s funny every time

[🏴‍☠️ @ANOINTEDCHIEF]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[Dick @DickyV33]

Got home from the bar last night and made this beauty

[Dick @DickyV33]

Baseball is the best professional sport to watch live because you get to sing during the game

[Dick @DickyV33]

Guy has to charge his phone in the Wrigley Field bathroom. Brutal

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Meet Hazina, Lincoln Park Zoo’s new baby rhino. 🦏
https://t.co/J7DgJ2FZer

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Made by real people. Not AI.

[Dick @DickyV33]

Doing karaoke for my birthday but the only song my friends are allowed to sing is happy birthday