Married Batman

Twitter by choice 😎 Instagram due to society pressure ! 😏

[Married Batman @Dictator_wa]

तुम क्या हमारे साथ चलोगे तुम ज़माने के साथ चलते हो।

#heshestory

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Hello @OfficeofUT Zakir Naik has two properties in Mumbai and Pune. Any plans to demolish them ya itni himmat nahi ? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Kangana Ranaut @KanganaTeam]

Come Udhav Thakeray and Karan Johar Gang you broke my work place come now break my house then break my face and body, I want world to see clearly what you anyway do underhand, whether I live or die I will expose you regardless 🙂

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

Mom: "You're adopted"

Me:

Boss: "You're fired"

Me:

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you"

Me:

Uber guy: "I'm cancelling the ride"

Me: "NO NO NO WAIT, PLEASE, NO, NO BHAIYYA NO PLEASE NO"

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

1969: Margaret Hamilton alongside the code that got us to the moon
2019: Katie Bouman alongside the data that got us to the black hole

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Just Sunday things. (WA) 😂

[Married Batman @Dictator_wa]

The moment twitter decided to increase the word limit is the moment when they came to know that new crowd is dumb to form a opinion in restrict environment

[Married Batman @Dictator_wa]

Be materialistic, saint ban kar to koi bhi reh skta hai !!

[Kevin Twohy @kevintwohy]

very cool how we all got our moms addicted to Facebook and now we’re just going to leave them there

[Cocoa Butter @cocoabutterbf]

Me After Getting Rid Of All The Negative People In My Life

[V_hunGry_Indian @V_Angry_Indian]

Learning the Art....

[The Indian हम हिन्दुस्तानी ہم ہ��دوستانی @_HumHindustani]

प्रतिदिन का 1.5 GB डाटा युवाओं को उनकी बेरोज़गारी का एहसास नहीं होने दे रहा है...!

[Rahul Raj @x_rahulraj]

2 minutes of silence for those IT professionals who will be working in their Hyderabad, Bangalore or Chennai offices tomorrow, and celebrating Holi by liking facebook posts of friends.

[Vivek @ivivek_nambiar]

Malayalam magazine Grihalakshmi, from @mathrubhumieng, has this new cover. It says, "Mothers tell Kerala, "please don't stare, we need to breastfeed"".

WOW. Unusually bold.

[Married Batman @Dictator_wa]

@Saheb_Engineer @RowdyTalks

[Married Batman @Dictator_wa]

@RowdyTalks Do you think they will make spelling mistake in official statement paper?