Dictator Travis

parody account

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Didi fucked me real good.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

To all the uber investors, thank you for your money. And now you can dream about the IPO that is never going to happen.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Uber and Walmart are partnering to deliver your groceries. It's a match made in heaven since we both don't give a shit about our employees

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Thank you Saudi Arabia, please don't chop off my hands when you don't get your money back. Next stop: Pyongyang, NK.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Uber got 3.5 billion dollars from the Saudis because they really don't want their women to drive.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Hey Austin, why do you hate me?

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

@tim_cook can you give me a billion dollar too?

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Dear uber drivers, if you want tip then you should make your own fucking app because my cheap riders want rides at 1979 cab rates. #fucktip

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

@Uber_Support this driver kicked me out and said I ain't driving your ass you cheap shit, smiled at me and then left

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

@RichRauch @Uber #flipflopper I'll throw her some uber credits and she will stop. Just like the bankruptcy bill

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

All @uber drivers, you better vote for trump or Hillary or you're deactivated. I don't want that socialist raising my taxes.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

@Uber_Support this creepy uber driver invited me to an adult film theatre. #1star

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Another day, another rape, another free publicity

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

My kind of girl #trumprally

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

@ajs @Uber_NYC @travisk no worries. I created uber for cheap people like you who doesn't give a shit about people below them.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Feast your eyes!

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

I love all my @uber cheap customers who could care less about the driver making less than minimum wage. You're the one that keeps me going.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Attention ex convicts, drug dealers, sex offenders and NRA loving gun owners, WE ARE HIRING! No interview, drive within a day.

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Motion in the ocean. https://t.co/ce7FhuHH3w

[Dictator Travis @dictatortravis]

Let me wipe my tears with all the cash coming from the 20%-30% commission I'm taking from you. https://t.co/O7fvx0QgQk

[Pete @peteypobs6]

@dictatortravis @J_francis613 I hate you