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Ask me about my mustache

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

To keep them in check, once per year you should get the chance to challenge a government employee to a fight. Personally, I’d choose my mailman

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Would

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

81-year-old Martha Stewart becomes the oldest model in history to cover Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 📸

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

Damn, guess mine got lost in the mail😅

[𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 @bemcgee11]

My sister just got the invite for her TEN YEAR HS reunion 😳 where has the time gone hahaha

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the dadbod & mustache combo always has been and forever will be undefeated!

[Erik Kuna 🚀 @erikkuna]

Alright Internet, need some help? During the Starship/Super Heavy launch I was able to capture this photo below, I need help to find this photo to the wall of that Rockstar of Spaceflight. This kid had such enthusiasm and passion the minute that thing broke from the dust! Unfortunately, I was about 300 feet from the group taking this photo and couldn't get to them in time to ask for contact information before then disappeared into the huge crowd. Maybe someone knows someone who was at the launch who knows someone who recognizes someone, would be a cool. Never know...

Photo: me for @SuperclusterHQ - purchase prints or downloads from the launch here: https://t.co/sCsOgQj6PW

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

@WRBolen @RossBolenPod Fill out your march madness bracket by picking which mascot you’d have better odds against in a fight

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Always remember, the grippier the socks, the grippier the 🐱

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@ethan_winger What an absolute shit take

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What did the non-binary prospector say when they arrived in California?

There’s gold in them/their hills!

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

For the record, I didn’t want to say silly but compliance said we had to 😢

[Dominion Wealth Management, LLC @Dominion_WM]

The best approach to organizing your finances is the KISS rule: “Keep it Simple, Silly.”

https://t.co/1R0ehPratl

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@tiddyboyy What the fuck does this mean Maxwell?!

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Mom: I’m so glad you’re making friends. What are they like?

Me:

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They played the Lion King song at the bar last night. Watched a guy try to lift his girl up like Simba and couldn’t even get her off the ground. Never understood the whole “beta male” concept until now

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Head

[Rosie Card @RosemaryCard]

MEN! Every list says you want beard oil, a pocket knife, or something leather. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

Fresh haircut, new tattoo, AND a bottle of brown liquor…your boy boutta be a certified PROBLEM tonight

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Kind of a munch tbh

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Unbelievably excited

[Cocaine Bear @cocainebear]

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

[Webstahh @dictionary_man4]

Her: “On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at pulling out?”

Me:

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@Delta y’all are AWFUL! First and last time flying with you